Watching Brightburn

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So far, fuckin thing sucks. It's about if Warren Cumia had superpowers and he turns evil.

All this kid needs is an abusive, screaming father.

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, BRIGHTBURN! YOU DESTROYED MY FUCKING LAWNMOWER?? GET THE FUCK OVER HERE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"

"BRIGHTBURN! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE CHICKENS YOU LITTLE FUCKING CREEP!"

"BRIGHTBURN! *SMACK* STOP CHEWING ON THE FUCKING SILVERWARE, YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP!"

"BRIGHTBURN!! AS LONG AS YOU LIVE IN MY FUCKING HOUSE YOU SPEAK ENGLISH! KNOCK IT OFF WITH THAT ALIEN SPANISH GIBBERISH HORSESHIT YOU LITTLE IDIOT! YOU SOUND FUCKING RETARDED! SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND STOP FUCKING HOVERING! YOU'RE FUCKING EMBARRASSING ME!"


"BRIGHTBURN!! STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE NEIGHBOR GIRL'S BEDROOM YOU LITTLE PERVERT! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HER ANYWAYS YOU LITTLE DICKED SISSY HOMO! YOU MAY HAVE SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH BUT I WILL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I WILL FUCKING DROWN YOU IN THE FUCKING TOILET BOWL!"

"YOU'RE A WEIRD LITTLE SHIT, BRIGHTBURN, AND I DON'T FUCKING GET YOU! IF I SEE YOUR EYES GLOW ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I WILL FUCKING MAKE THEM SWELL SHUT MYSELF! DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME, FAGGOT? OR DO I NEED TO SAY IT IN YOUR FUCKING CHINESE ALIEN FAGGOT LANGUAGE? GLEEP GLORP BEEP BOOP NIGGER BLOOP FAGGOT BLEEP BLOP KICK YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT, PUSSY!!"

I'd clean up Brightburn's act. I'm not gonna let some little Warren looking bitch throw my shit around.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"BRIGHTBURN!! TAKE THAT FUCKING FAGGY MASK OFF! YOU LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING QUEER! IS THAT S FUCKING CAPE?? GET THE FUCK OVER HERE! I DON'T PROVIDE ROOM AND BOARD FOR ANY COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS, BOY, TAKE THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF NOW!!"

 

[Harry Powell]

It ain’t great

 

[wbgreen]

I thought the premise was unnecessary since the Zack Snyder Superman movies already showed that Superman would kill the entire world if he was in bad mood.

At least the two kikes who created Superman understood that a God like alien who was raised by Protestant Midwesterners would only use his powers for good because he would be raised with solid morals.

 

[Meownaw]

What if, hear me out now, there was a movie about a kid with super powers only this time he is fawkin evil dvv dvv! Woahhhhhh it's so fawkin dark and edgy! Fucking faggotry of the highest order.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So far, I've enjoyed the part where he punches his dad through a door. The dad kind of looks like a burly, human Patrick.

I'd fucking rock Brightburn's shit. I DARE YOU TO PUNCH ME THROUGH A FUCKING DOOR, BRIGHTBURN!!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I also liked the part where the dad shoots Brightburn in the head and Brightburn's all like "Hey! What the fuck man??"

That's what you get for being a little asshole, Brightburn. You get shot in the head.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Now Brightburn's wrecking the whole house. God DAMMIT I would kick that kid's ass.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Elizabeth Banks is a cunt.

 

[Coonskin]

What's this some more capeshit

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What's this some more capeshit

Kind of but not really. It's more like the movie Chronicle except shitty.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

So far, fuckin thing sucks. It's about if Warren Cumia had superpowers and he turns evil.

All this kid needs is an abusive, screaming father.

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, BRIGHTBURN! YOU DESTROYED MY FUCKING LAWNMOWER?? GET THE FUCK OVER HERE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"

"BRIGHTBURN! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE CHICKENS YOU LITTLE FUCKING CREEP!"

"BRIGHTBURN! *SMACK* STOP CHEWING ON THE FUCKING SILVERWARE, YOU'RE FUCKING IT UP!"

"BRIGHTBURN!! AS LONG AS YOU LIVE IN MY FUCKING HOUSE YOU SPEAK ENGLISH! KNOCK IT OFF WITH THAT ALIEN SPANISH GIBBERISH HORSESHIT YOU LITTLE IDIOT! YOU SOUND FUCKING RETARDED! SHUT THE FUCK UP! AND STOP FUCKING HOVERING! YOU'RE FUCKING EMBARRASSING ME!"


"BRIGHTBURN!! STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE NEIGHBOR GIRL'S BEDROOM YOU LITTLE PERVERT! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HER ANYWAYS YOU LITTLE DICKED SISSY HOMO! YOU MAY HAVE SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH BUT I WILL ALWAYS BE ABLE TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I WILL FUCKING DROWN YOU IN THE FUCKING TOILET BOWL!"

"YOU'RE A WEIRD LITTLE SHIT, BRIGHTBURN, AND I DON'T FUCKING GET YOU! IF I SEE YOUR EYES GLOW ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I WILL FUCKING MAKE THEM SWELL SHUT MYSELF! DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME, FAGGOT? OR DO I NEED TO SAY IT IN YOUR FUCKING CHINESE ALIEN FAGGOT LANGUAGE? GLEEP GLORP BEEP BOOP NIGGER BLOOP FAGGOT BLEEP BLOP KICK YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT, PUSSY!!"

I'd clean up Brightburn's act. I'm not gonna let some little Warren looking bitch throw my shit around.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Evil Superman is so played out and they couldn’t even do that well. It’s the stupid ship sending him messages or something that made him bad.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

It’s not even like a clever analogy for adolescence or the potential traumas of adoption. He’s just a creepy little faggot the whole time and then is able to murder people. It’s a bad movie when the entire plot can be avoided by the protagonist learning how to jerk off.

 

[LiberalPussy]

It’s not even like a clever analogy for adolescence or the potential traumas of adoption. He’s just a creepy little faggot the whole time and then is able to murder people. It’s a bad movie when the entire plot can be avoided by the protagonist learning how to jerk off.

There’s a comic that handled this idea so much better. In it the boy is bounced from foster home to foster home because the parents who initially take him in are terrified of him once they learn he has powers and is dangerous. To the point where one mother shoot’s herself while he’s at school.

/comic fag

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

More like Triteturd.

 

[guest]

The part where Badger from BB got his jaw smashed off was pretty funny though