Watched Terrifier (2016)

[Cuphead]

It fucking sucked. I heard people hype it up because of the gore, but it's so cheap and poorly made even that sucked. Fucking shit horror movie made for retards who think gore makes a horror and shitty jump scares make a movie scary.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah it's fucking retarded. I heard nothing but good things about it and I didn't even get through it.

 

[guest]

Is this the one with the clown? I liked the restauarant scene but everything else was shit, especially when he became supernatural.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Plot stinks, but I thought the clown was aiight as a creep.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Anthony Cumia luring tweens down a stormwater drain with an Ipad. Dat shit scary, B. Jim Norton on a bender from getting drunk off Rum n Raisin at Baskin Robbins. Dat shit scary, Money. Yo word.

 

[guest]

It fucking sucked. I heard people hype it up because of the gore, but it's so cheap and poorly made even that sucked. Fucking shit horror movie made for retards who think gore makes a horror and shitty jump scares make a movie scary.

Over the top gore if done right can get a few loffs out of me but I thought the villain was kinda silly. Nice discount Pennywise, stupid.

Edit: ‘loffs’ not ‘logs’ although that looks a lot funnier.

 

[guest]

That movie with the haunted house attraction is really solid.