Watched Pirates (2005)

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Wasn’t great honestly. I found the plot to be a bit thin and at times confusing. One minute Captain Reynolds and Jules are fighting Stagnetti’s pirate skeleton army and chopping off their heads, and then minutes later they’re all back in the Captains headquarters 69ing in bed uhhh wtf. It felt very gratuitous and I mean ya the guys got a pretty long piece but like, where’s the girth? Not too impressive

The acting left a lot to be desired too like that scene where Marco cums on the Pirate Dancers tits and he’s screaming AAaAAAH OH FAAAWKKKK IM COMING ON YOUR TITS and she’s like FAAAWKK CUM ON MY TITS I don’t know I just didn’t feel the chemistry there. Too much overacting like how about a little subtlety guys?

overall I give this movie a B minus

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

This movie was a true emotional rollercoaster, i laughed, i cried, i came, highly recommend.

 

[Mitch Weaver]