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It blew. Elevated horror is just gay usual horror with a quality TV look. It's not scary, it's laughable. Nice ominous ambient music, stupid.
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Fair enough. That wasn't bad. At least not in the moment. But now that I think about it, it was silly.I thought she scene where she's banging on the attic door was scary.
Ha, I just mentioned that. It's slower and definitely more creepy than horror.I thought it was pretty good except the ending. Midsommar i fell asleep
I'm not sure if it's even possible for kids. Shinkleboutit... when you were a kid, you were fawkin' horrified of the VHS covers in the horror section. But then when you actually watched a scary movie, you were like... aaaaalright. Is that it?Pure horror is impossible to make for adults. Every horror movie I like basically has horror as a background element. Like Alien, Event Horizon, The Thing, Predator, The Babadook. Trying to make a film scary is just not possible in my opinion. It is like watching a magic trick where you can have fun watching the performance but you know it's not really magic.
Did they ever get you? You may have been molestedI'm not sure if it's even possible for kids. Shinkleboutit... when you were a kid, you were fawkin' horrified of the VHS covers in the horror section. But then when you actually watched a scary movie, you were like... aaaaalright. Is that it?
The only times I got scared was when my Dad said in the next scene the monsters were going to come out of the TV and get me.
I’d class Upgrade as more sci fi than horror to be honest witcha.I agree. It seemed an interesting premise, but whenever the story goes into demons or curses, it's gay.
There's a lot of good modern horror though, several examples being: Upgrade, Midsommar, Mayhem, Cabin In The Woods, Unfriended Dark Web, Orphan, X, Don't Breathe, and Happy Death Day to name a few.
The Void was great. Lots of cool practical effects.I’d class Upgrade as more sci fi than horror to be honest witcha.
Any of you niggers like The Void? I’m partial to Lovecraftian horror myself.
Got a good example?Ive watched it a few times now and still say it's creepy as fuck. The teen son with the mother trying to kill him but denying it is pretty unsettling. The amount of subtle background shit going on is almost too much. Theres hours of youtube vids trying to find them all.
When they come home from the grandmother's funeral in the beginning, before they walk in through the front door, if you listen you can hear someone running around in the attic. Probably already putting the old bitch's corpse up there.Got a good example?
I just can't believe they actually decapitated that gruesome little Jewish girl for a movie.I really enjoyed it even though I didn't find it scary. The whole creepy part was towards the end with the mom crawling around on the ceiling. The shot of that little girls rotting decapitated head on the road is engraved in my memory forever.
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