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Watched Cocaine Bear (2023)
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JK Rowling wrote some dogshit detective book under a man's name and it got savaged or ignored. When it came out publicly that she wrote it under a pen name it instantly got picked up for an HBO series and a bunch of sequels.
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It’s Reddit: The Movie
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But but but but the BEAR is on COCAINE!!! THAT'S OBJECTIVELY THE MOST HILARIOUS 100 CHUNGUS KEANU HECCIN PUPPERINO BACON THING EVER! LITERALLY!!!!
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I didn't see it but the idea is freakin wild! Like imagine if a bear did a bunch of cocaine, I'd be all "what the hey"?! Haha like in The Reverend with Leo, if that bear did a bunch of coke??! That would be crazy haha
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I think this one might be right up your alley Josh!
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This whole movie feels like Snakes on a Plane all over again. Crazy title. GARBAGE product.
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Maybe I'll have a couple of wobbly pops and roast it from the audience! Haha
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Cocaine bear? More like coGAY bear.
I’m sorry i did that
I’m sorry i did that
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I always had a thing for Kerri Russell. She makes lil’ Patreeky twitch.
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Apparently since this bullshit is viral or something they've greenlit another equally dumb movie called Meth Gator. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I guess it could be worse. At least it's not A Christmas Carnage or In The Black.
I guess it could be worse. At least it's not A Christmas Carnage or In The Black.
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It's called cocaine bear. A movie about a bear that is on cocaine. What did you expect brotherman.
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A refreshing break from the kike 'dude weed, bro' garbage.
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Yep. It's advertised heavily on Reddit.
To be honest, If I was 14/15 years old I'd probably be excited to explain it to my friends "Check it out. It's based on a TRUE story! This bear ate like... a kilogram of cocaine! Yeah, for a couple of hours he was like the highest apex predator in the world! Can you imagine that, a bear... on cocaine! And they're making a movie about it!"
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Wait wait wait...
Cocktail Pig!
Cocktail Pig!
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Wtf is wrong with him that fucking haircutWait wait wait...
Cocktail Pig!
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MAke sure to check out Psycho II. I just made a thread about it. it's pretty new at 40 years old.
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Can't wait for Adderall Anaconda