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Was Pat always like this, and he just needed the push by trolls? Or did he get brain damage around 2017?

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  • Always like this

  • Brain damage around 2017

  • NoBacon dips his tits in chocolate milk and has homeless black people lick it off


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DoctorSteveCarlisi

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Ladynyahh

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That'd be even more pathetic in some way, if she only needed to feel the pringles can pressing against her to convince herself Pat was a failure of a man that would never fulfill her needs.
I hope that picture of her sitting in Jon's lap was the first time she felt his massive hog while Pat was posing for another picture with his retarded friends.

She probably brushed up against it while positioning herself to sit on his lap, realized he had a real womb wrecker and at that moment made the decision she had to have it. How much longer were they together after this fateful evening?

Pat never stood a chance after that. But it makes me loff that this picture probably captures that exact moment. I'd feel bad for ol Patrick if he wasn't such a miserable cunt.
 

SFWA liaison

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How much longer were they together after this fateful evening?
she dumped him fairly immediately after the lappening
  • Baby was born late January 2012. Conceived no earlier than second half of April 2011
  • "two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing"
  • Lappening: May 14th
  • on July 19th they filed for divorce
 
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Rick Roblinson

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she dumped him fairly intermediate after the lappening
  • Baby was born late January 2012. Conceived no earlier than second half of April 2011
  • "two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing"
  • Lappening: May 14th
  • on July 19th they filed for divorce
She gave Pat drunken pity sex for his birthday and when she realized she was pregnant immediately left him. Pat would try and spin it that it was because Ade is evil, but it's obvious who the fucking problem really is. Niki is too depressed/dumb to leave him.
 

Ladynyahh

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she dumped him fairly immediately after the lappening
  • Baby was born late January 2012. Conceived no earlier than second half of April 2011
  • "two weeks after we became pregnant with our first child, she told me we were divorcing"
  • Lappening: May 14th
  • on July 19th they filed for divorce
Haha holeee shit. The probably few times Pat wanted sex she probably just laid there and let him pump his tiny faucet wiener a few times before he ejaculated pathetically, all the while thinking about Jon, a real man, and his monster dong. Probably realized that Pat had absolutely nothing going for him. Boring, no upward career trajectory, no meaningful skill set, no money, and an unremarkable penis. A supreme beta vs Big Jon Stud. Adrienne leaving Pat was a foregone conclusion.
 

TorpidSloth

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I hope that picture of her sitting in Jon's lap was the first time she felt his massive hog while Pat was posing for another picture with his retarded friends.

She probably brushed up against it while positioning herself to sit on his lap, realized he had a real womb wrecker and at that moment made the decision she had to have it. How much longer were they together after this fateful evening?

Pat never stood a chance after that. But it makes me loff that this picture probably captures that exact moment. I'd feel bad for ol Patrick if he wasn't such a miserable cunt.
Patty had her own moment pressed up against "The Unit."
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Look at the glee and excitement in her piggy eyes!
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Heady with lust. FFWBT
 
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