Was looking for something else with the search tools and then I remembered that 16 months ago, we were all facing 35 to life…

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

When Shane Nokes promised we were getting the full prison experience and we fucked with the wrong person this time. What a gem from March of 2023 my man @IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 brought to the forums that night.

We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

According to this fat idiot who plays Xbox all day and chugs Mountain Dew. He might be worse than Pat with the tough guy talk.

new.onaforums.net

 

[DominusOdium]

I was just thinking of Shane as well. What're the odds. Those tweets aged wonderfully as we now know he's a fat unemployed disability exploiter with a morbidly obese cow of a wife and a butterknife up his ass who worked customer service for Xbox for a short while and at most he might have gotten somebody's gamer tag banned once.

 

[captain_kamala]

I was just thinking of Shane as well. What're the odds. Those tweets aged wonderfully as we now know he's a fat unemployed disability exploiter with a morbidly obese cow of a wife and a butterknife up his ass who worked customer service for Xbox for a short while and at most he might have gotten somebody's gamer tag banned once.

Not wife material

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[Clint Ruin]

I check his Twitter every once in a while, longingly, in the hope that he's finally crawled out of lockdown. I didn't appreciate him enough when we had him.

 

[RoTheHo69]

butterknife

 

[Andy Elliott]

I laugh whenever I think about how CWC described him as a "mountain dew superfan"

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I laugh whenever I think about how CWC described him as a "mountain dew superfan"

No lies detected

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I laugh whenever I think about how CWC described him as a "mountain dew superfan"

That was a killer line.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

That lone stranger guy too, he disappeared quick too, that guy was a Great Value brand Nokes.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

That lone stranger guy too, he disappeared quick too, that guy was a Great Value brand Nokes.

I can’t decide which pathological liar that LARPs as a hacker is the store brand, Hackie or Nokes.