Warrant Canary

[bovinebrain]

One of the kiwis brought up a good point about this site having a warrant canary. We should have one in case one of pig’s false flags actually manage to get the FBI involved.
@admin

For those that don’t know, it would be something like canary.onaforums.net which takes you to a page which says that the FBI has not demanded any information from this website. If the page one day no longer works, then users can assume that the FBI has requested information. These requests often come with a gag order. It’s illegal for Quasi to say “I received a national security letter,” but it’s not illegal for him to stop telling us that he hasn’t gotten one yet.

Not sure if they mail those letters to India though, so it might be useless. Maybe @CuntFucker would know?

 

[VoodooChild]

They're working on his case in shifts

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Bloody great point mate

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

I don’t want to see any of these fuckin warrant canaries or deleted accounts or other fear-related bullshit based on Fat’s obvious lies. He’s tried everything under the sun and it’s all blown up in his face like Wile E Coyote, yet we are supposed to give a fuck that he allegedly cried to the FBI? Who fucking cares.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Just start a post announcing that Fatrick's Bloated Instestine has been demanding food from the website.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I want as many of you fuckers to go down as possible for maximum loffs

I know I'm safe cause the worse thing i did to him was take a felonous shit on his book

 

[Clint Ruin]

There is no FBI. Pig made the whole thing up

 

[guest]

Fuck that shit, who cares if the FBI comes and reads our shitposting?

 

[guest]

Dear FBI Agent currently reading this: Patrick Tomlinson is fat and you are gay

 

[Clint Ruin]

Fuck that shit, who cares if the FBI comes and reads our shitposting?

These people have trouble getting a murder to stick when they have motive, means and a weapon. I struggle to believe they are going to have the means to enforce a no-teasing rule.

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

kinda faggy...

WWAW never communicating/texting with this unhinged POS? I always knew that was a threshold to not cross.

How many gift cards and muffin baskets do you think it’d take to make him forgive and forget? Fuckin meltin down ova here

 

[guest]

How many gift cards and muffin baskets do you think it’d take to make him forgive and forget? Fuckin meltin down ova here

Well sorryI just dont have your big dick energy brotherman, me rn

 

[guest]

There are people on the forum who you can tell have some level of worry over this. On this thread there are none. Lot a cunts around here that think Pat's rambling about the FBI will do something, if you made the death threats, if they're real, or the bomb threat, that might explain it, but otherwise you're safe.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

kinda faggy...

WWAW never communicating/texting with this unhinged POS? I always knew that was a threshold to not cross.

I somewhat agree with you but we would never have gotten Apostlegate if everyone followed that rule. If someone is dumb enough to do something illegal they will not be able to bring the site down with them. People have posted all kinds of crazy shit on 4chan and they're still going. The only rule should be that whatever you do has to be funny

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

Well sorryI just dont have your big dick energy brotherman, me rn

Naw man me too, I just smashed my phones and computer... smashed the monitor too even though I didn’t need to, but i’m not taking any chances some shit burned into the screen.

 

[guest]

The FBI would look at how many people laugh at him here and on Kiwifarms, see how often he engages and feeds the trolls, and then tell him “stop being a massive fucking idiot who responds to everything and change your number”.

 

[guest]

There are people on the forum who you can tell have some level of worry over this. On this thread there are none. Lot a cunts around here that think Pat's rambling about the FBI will do something, if you made the death threats, if they're real, or the bomb threat, that might explain it, but otherwise you're safe.

I agree that in the end no one would get in trouble for something that never happened but I still don’t think it’s a good idea to be saying or doing anything that could invite law enforcement attention. Hasn’t Quasi done enough for us already? Why force him to have to defend himself more, even for something retarded that he would easily win?

 

[guest]

Not being cunty, I just know how dumb Feds are...if someone did make a bomb threat, it might just be a headache I kinda anticipated and prevented me from contacting Fatrick. Also no amount of appreciating his lolcow status is worth risking shit cuz some unhinged fag did some or will send threats...

I'm not suggesting anybody go beyond their risk level, but a few of our notable "forum critics" posters are shitting because I said secret forums and they're in there. Like they just convict you without evidence. I'm almost positive no bomb threat happened and even if it did they'll get the right fool and that likely is related to Pat. Seriously only an idiot amongst us would post a bomb threat and the people worried that it may be made worst by me trolling Pat and aren't worried that people are making actual threats are clearly stupid. If there are people leaving death threats and making bomb threats, it may be time to tap out, but I seriously don't believe that and if they are I have faith that it won't get prosecuted against the wrong person.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I'm gonna convert my interviewing agent into a Patposter. We're gonna watch the Josiah tapes together and laugh our balls off

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

a canary? what do you think this is bird brains, a coal mine?