Warning to All Parents: If a child says any classic Fatrick catch-phrase, Patrick will molest them and perpetually kidnap them

[Brooke Shields]

 

[RobertMewler]

Imagine if this creep manhandled your child right in front of you and held onto him against his will. You'd have every right to shoot him in his face.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Imagine if this creep manhandled your child right in front of you and held onto him against his will. You'd have every right to shoot him in his face.

Nigga that marshmallow man doesn't have the strength to restrain a child, let's get real here

 

[Harry Powell]

Imagine if this creep manhandled your child right in front of you and held onto him against his will. You'd have every right to shoot him in his face.

If I could somehow not see red and go into an animalistic state upon such an event, the better bit would be to hold back. The police would show up and arrest Patrick. It would be fucking glorious.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Gee I wonder why law enforcement doesn't break their backs trying to chase down people who fuck with him

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

This is actually a kidnapping threat isn't it?

 

[guest]

Imagine if this creep manhandled your child right in front of you and held onto him against his will. You'd have every right to shoot him in his face.

I don't know about shooting him but if he, or any fat creep like him, laid one finger on any of my kids I would break his jaw. Not an actual tough guy here but still.

 

[SFWA liaison]

assault a kid because he taunted you

this is what winning looks like

some redditor is going to hire one of those delivery servces to give something to Pat at Hoolies one day and that retard is going to get sued for assaulting that delviery worker