Wanna know how I got these cars?

[guest]

Well... I'm Torquie Wheeler baby!

Pat, swatting takes planning. Do we look like guys with a plan? We're like Jim Norton chasing a vagina... we wouldnt know what to do once we got one.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Well, hello beauTiful

 

[guest]

Well, hello beauTiful

And you aaaare beautiful. You must be Harlem's squeeze.

 

[Stent]

I believe that whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... fat.

 

[Kurt_Love]

Tussle tussle 69

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Was getting caught a part of our plan Piggy?
Of course!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Well, hello beauTiful

Even a blind man who felt her face wouldn’t be tricked into stating that sentence.

 

[guest]

Even a blind man who felt her face wouldn’t be tricked into stating that sentence.

Considering how greasy she his he'd probably have a flashback to bullies making him touch shit telling him it's boobies or something.

 

[guest]

It's not about the money...it's about sending a message

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm da wheeler, baby!

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Introduce a little podcast, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos!

 

[Opesterino]

"No one cared who i was until i put on this weight"​

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

You should've respected my authoritah, child.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

What Pat has never learned is it doesent matter who we are, what matters is our plan…

 

[Chive Turkey]

You'll see, when the chips are down and you send a few fake contact forms, these... "progressive" people... they'll eat eachother.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

You'll see, when the chips are down and you send a few fake contact forms, these... "progressive" people... they'll eat eachother.

It’s fucking brilliant really. The second these virtue signalling poofs see another of their kind embroiled in this, they all turn and start trying to out-ally each other. While we get all the LOLZ at their limp wristed fruity attempts to out virtue signal each other.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’ve always taken the plan to be that we just troll and shit post embarrassing shit about Piggy. We’ve laughed at the “SWATtings” for sure, but no one here has ever taken credit. And quite honestly Pig, your LOLsuit clearly revealed you couldn’t locate anyone or name anyone even with a Subpoena, so everyone here knows there’s virtually no consequences for reporting fake crimes to the police to get them to come to your half a hovel. Also the law only applies in Wisconsin. If a Rascal in say Alabama felt so inclined they could SWAT you, again with virtually no consequences. So the fact no one here has taken credit for this probably would signify it wasn’t anyone here, Tubby.