Wait so was Somerville Dan fake too?

[FranksWirecutters]

How far back undercover was Apostle?
My head spinning. I dunno who's who or what's what anymore.
This was a complete Oceans Elevening of Fatrick, Seth, and the whole site. I was an accomplice to a robbery I wasn't even aware was going on. Don't look on the box, Pig - John Doe has the upperhand.

It's what I'm trying to understand too. How long was this con? This is some 9D chess.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Dan was AI generated, he doesn't exist as a real person, but his AI does and it's a Pat-poster

 

[Will Tate]

FAAAAK you, dude, my boy Dan is as real as they come! We wah hangin out down by Dunks one day when a buncha niggahs stahed talkin shit, Dan just threw his ice coffee in the one niggah's face and told um he'd get a knee on his troat like Geowge Floyd if they didn't get the fuck back up the banana tree they climbed down from! U'm tellin you muthafuckahs Dan Mullin's a bruthah, wichid pissah guy to chill wid, too! Me and hima tailgatin' in Foxboro dis weekend fuh da Pats game.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

FAAAAK you, dude, my boy Dan is as real as they come! We wah hangin out down by Dunks one day when a buncha niggahs stahed talkin shit, Dan just threw his ice coffee in the one niggah's face and told um he'd get a knee on his troat like Geowge Floyd if they didn't get the fuck back up the banana tree they climbed down from! U'm tellin you muthafuckahs Dan Mullin's a bruthah, wichid pissah guy to chill wid, too! Me and hima tailgatin' in Foxboro dis weekend fuh da Pats game.

Listen Joe Rogan, back in Jersey me and my goombahs used to snort 30 kilos of cocaine a night, and it was proper cocaine, 80’s cocaine not this stuff the kids nowadays snort.

We used to buy it off a guy called Dan From Sommerville, listen Joe Rogan.. this guy had ties to tha mafia, a real heavy hitter. One time we had no dinero and were jonesin for a hit, i swear on my muddah Joe Rogan we robbed his place whilst he was away on business in Colombia one night.

We had so much coke we were swimmin in it, we were wide awake for 56 whole days just doing lines, we got some whores from south Jersey ova to party. We were snorting titty bumps all night, you know how it was in Jersey back in tha 80’s don’t ya Joe Rogan.

 

[42069]

Dan Mullen isn’t a person as much as he is an ideal. We all in our own special way are Dan Mullen too

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I'm all in with the fawkin Somerville Dan. *sniff*

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Is Dan real? Could anyone really be that good at kung-fu? Obviously Dan was fake from the beginning.

 

[guest]

Somewhere in Charlestown, Somerville Dan and SpaceEdge are celebrating the big caper...

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Ok, so who wrote "Fatrick" on that Trump thing in Milwaukee? I always thought that was Dan...

 

[Username]

At this point I’m not sure Opie and Anthony exist. Yesterday was a weird day sadness about Norm and then the Fattening part 2. With the mole and Seth story to add more rib smashing. To all involved in this thank you.

 

[Udders]

Ok, so who wrote "Fatrick" on that Trump thing in Milwaukee? I always thought that was Dan...

It was, leave it alone.

 

[Will Tate]

Ok, so who wrote "Fatrick" on that Trump thing in Milwaukee? I always thought that was Dan...

It was, it was Milwaukee Dan.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Conceptually Dan exists. You have to do a lot of acid to see him though.

I am not real, and I’m pretty sure Fatrick isn’t.

 

[HotDogJoe]

My head is spinning. I dunno who's who or what's what anymore.

Patrick is still fat. That's something you can take to the (piggy) bank.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

FAAAAK you, dude, my boy Dan is as real as they come! We wah hangin out down by Dunks one day when a buncha niggahs stahed talkin shit, Dan just threw his ice coffee in the one niggah's face and told um he'd get a knee on his troat like Geowge Floyd if they didn't get the fuck back up the banana tree they climbed down from! U'm tellin you muthafuckahs Dan Mullin's a bruthah, wichid pissah guy to chill wid, too! Me and hima tailgatin' in Foxboro dis weekend fuh da Pats game.

Dude Dan's fahkin grandmotha took me inta tha clawset of her three deckah when I knawked ova that CVS for all the oxies back in the day. She gave the cawps an alibi and blamed it on a couple niggiz from ova on mission hill. Dan's fahkin serrrtified.

 

[Will Tate]

Dude Dan's fahkin grandmotha took me inta tha clawset of her three deckah when I knawked ova that CVS for all the oxies back in the day. She gave the cawps an alibi and blamed it on a couple niggiz from ova on mission hill. Dan's fahkin serrrtified.

Dan's whole fahkin family you want in youh cornah, kehd. Dey all hate the cawp AND the coons, salta the earth people, betchur ass!

 

[PeteRose]

nah i saw dan cooking up some brews on video back in the day

 

[SensibleKeks]

Hey Quasi, did Somerville Dan even really exist?

 

[guest]

Listen Joe Rogan, back in Jersey me and my goombahs used to snort 30 kilos of cocaine a night, and it was proper cocaine, 80’s cocaine not this stuff the kids nowadays snort.

We used to buy it off a guy called Dan From Sommerville, listen Joe Rogan.. this guy had ties to tha mafia, a real heavy hitter. One time we had no dinero and were jonesin for a hit, i swear on my muddah Joe Rogan we robbed his place whilst he was away on business in Colombia one night.

We had so much coke we were swimmin in it, we were wide awake for 56 whole days just doing lines, we got some whores from south Jersey ova to party. We were snorting titty bumps all night, you know how it was in Jersey back in tha 80’s don’t ya Joe Rogan.

Here's a morsel for Pat if he is good, that guy who says this shit grew up around the corner from me lol.