Because he was beaten by his own father for displaying gay tendencies. After 5 years of this you should be somewhat good at this, no? You should be able to formulate at least one thought and hit POST in order to give others yuk-yuks or you can't because you were beaten as a child for being timid and "different from the other boys"?
Go make more "ironic" snarky comments FAGGOT
Go make more "ironic" snarky comments FAGGOT