"Us authors are of modest means..."

[RobertMewler]

Illiterate garbage human.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yeah that movie is obviously about a fat faggot sci-fi author who sells 6 copies a month and not a J.K. Rowling type. Nailed it, fat cunt.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

No way to speak of Quasi's house, Fatrick.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I would love to eat brooke shields' old hiney

 

[wbgreen]

It's inspired by that Harry Potter cunt who lives in a Scottish castle. You know, the billionaire the left thinks they were able to cancel.

 

[Clint Ruin]

@Brooke, hook us up with an advanced screener

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Cary Elwes fucking creeps me out.

 

[guest]

It's inspired by that Harry Potter cunt who lives in a Scottish castle. You know, the billionaire the left thinks they were able to cancel.

She's about as lefty liberal as it gets and yet, as a proud feminist, she drew the line and said "no, sorry, trans "women" are not exactly the same biologically as women" and lo and behold all the creeps and queers lost their minds. But she has actual f you money.

 

[guest]

She's about as lefty liberal as it gets and yet, as a proud feminist, she drew the line and said "no, sorry, trans "women" are not exactly the same biologically as women" and lo and behold all the creeps and queers lost their minds. But she has actual f you money.

The world needs more people like JK Rowling and Joe Rogan with F you money telling these mentally ill faggots to take their cancel shit and shove it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It says “famed author” which would suggest the character is wealthy. Not all writers sell books as evidence by Pat’s piss poor sales record.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It says “famed author” which would suggest the character is wealthy. Not all writers sell books as evidence by Pat’s piss poor sales record.

6 books a month across all formats isn’t the sign of a tremendously successful author? *dolphin cackle*

 

[guest]

TIL Patrick thinks he's on the same level as JK Rowling.

Nigga, you sell 6 books a month if you're lucky. She sells that many books in a minute.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Is Fat even still an author? His last book was a flop and came out what, two years ago now? He was fatly oinking about his annual movie script being in “financing”, but of course he has no more phoney updates on that and like usual, let’s it slide into the abyss. At this point he is simply a “twitter pundit”, and by pundit I mean fat piece of shit with no education that reacts emotionally to news headlines aimed at riling up fat retards with high blood pressure.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

TIL Patrick thinks he's on the same level as JK Rowling.

Nigga, you sell 6 books a month if you're lucky. She sells that many books in a minute.

I guess since Stephen King tweets cunty left wing shit he sees himself on his level. Knowing pig he would still give Starship Repo 5 stars and only give The Shining 3.5.

 

[FurBurger]

Us authors are of modest means and can't afford the really big castles.

You can't afford a Happy Meal, cunt.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"Us authors" -- professional author, ladies and gentlebrothermen.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

It's very unrealistic, child. Maybe if she bought half a castle I could believe it.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

No you faggots pay money and watch it.

@Brooke, hook us up with an advanced screener

Surprised that retard didn't make a snide comment since he knows I took a shit on his book

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

You can't afford a Happy Meal, cunt.

I have no child to buy one for anyway, child.

She's about as lefty liberal as it gets and yet, as a proud feminist, she drew the line and said "no, sorry, trans "women" are not exactly the same biologically as women" and lo and behold all the creeps and queers lost their minds. But she has actual f you money.

I'm pretty sure she doubled down on it too. Her last book had a villain that was a murderous trans woman. I like to imagine she capitalized "MAN" every time she referred to them in the text.