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Uplifting reminder

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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Some more uplifting reminders:

1. Democrats have controlled the house, senate, and the white house for two years now and our piglet is as miserable as ever.
2. People with his personality will never know what joy feels like, for him the world will always be half-glass empty.
3. He's stuck in a shitty hovel, married to a shitty wife, and his backward fence has to be knocked down because some rascal on this site reported him to the city.
4. He hasn't published a book for two years, and no more contracts are coming. He's done as an author.
 

EraGodless

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Some more uplifting reminders:

1. Democrats have controlled the house, senate, and the white house for two years now and our piglet is as miserable as ever.
2. People with his personality will never know what joy feels like, for him the world will always be half-glass empty.
3. He's stuck in a shitty hovel, married to a shitty wife, and his backward fence has to be knocked down because some rascal on this site reported him to the city.
4. He hasn't published a book for two years, and no more contracts are coming. He's done as an author.
This is the beginning of a book that people may want to read-

Why isn't Bret Easton Elison working on: a Holden Caulfield meets up with Nigger Jim and they go on a book burning mission with Guy Montague and Boo Radley and whilst on a burnin' mission one night, they find the brutally raped/sodomized corpse of Willy Wonka- floating in a river of chocolate & blood. It's a who dunit for the literal ages!
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This is the beginning of a book that people may want to read-

Why isn't Bret Easton Elison working on: a Holden Caulfield meets up with Nigger Jim and they go on a book burning mission with Guy Montague and Boo Radley and whilst on a burnin' mission one night, they find the brutally raped/sodomized corpse of Willy Wonka- floating in a river of blood. It's a who dunit for the literal ages!
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actually I don't think that idea would be very popular
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Some more uplifting reminders:

1. Democrats have controlled the house, senate, and the white house for two years now and our piglet is as miserable as ever.
2. People with his personality will never know what joy feels like, for him the world will always be half-glass empty.
3. He's stuck in a shitty hovel, married to a shitty wife, and his backward fence has to be knocked down because some rascal on this site reported him to the city.
4. He hasn't published a book for two years, and no more contracts are coming. He's done as an author.
That’s what’s so funny, Pat and many celebrities had been crying on social media for 4 years about evil Trump and The Nazi GOP and we need to vote democrat to save the nation. He got his wish of no more Trump and him and all the vocal liberal celebrities who were dancing for joy when Biden won but 2 years later are all still - if not more - miserable. Trump wasn’t what broke all these people, it’s deeper issues they’ve always had but blamed it on Trump. It brings me great joy to see Pat spends his life being a miserable cunt.
 

Gay Faggot.

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This is the beginning of a book that people may want to read-

Why isn't Bret Easton Elison working on: a Holden Caulfield meets up with Nigger Jim and they go on a book burning mission with Guy Montague and Boo Radley and whilst on a burnin' mission one night, they find the brutally raped/sodomized corpse of Willy Wonka- floating in a river of chocolate & blood. It's a who dunit for the literal ages! View attachment 50799
The idea has been noted by Pat, and expect it to be plagiarized by 2031.
 

Jenna

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Thank goodness he didn't act upon his own suicide demand otherwise Annabelle would've never known him...



hahahahaahahahaha holy shit how are you the first person on the internet to show me this masterpiece.

Friendship ended with biological father. Now PHIL is my father.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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This is the beginning of a book that people may want to read-

Why isn't Bret Easton Elison working on: a Holden Caulfield meets up with Nigger Jim and they go on a book burning mission with Guy Montague and Boo Radley and whilst on a burnin' mission one night, they find the brutally raped/sodomized corpse of Willy Wonka- floating in a river of chocolate & blood. It's a who dunit for the literal ages! View attachment 50799
American fatso.


Noooo Courtney child, we're at Dortia. You sound like you have the peanut butter soup with smoked duck in your mouth!
 
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