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The DMAN has been abused by older women all his life.
Last weekend this chick who was plenty past her expiration was trying to look over The DMAN's shoulder at something on his 2011 laptop. And she was asking him questions about the content he was browsing (At this time it was just Pokemon stats that @Brooke Shields had researched for him.) And she said "Oops I almost rested my head on your shoulder, hehe" and then this old maid had the D-AUDACITY to actually rest her head on The DMAN's 500 dollar shirt, while her nauseating giggle right in his D-EAR.
The DMAN just got approached by a literal grandma which has triggered a shame spiral he is now going to redirect away from his own D-EGO and apply to a vague target: Older Women... Tell us your stories of how they have abused you. Please, we deserve to have our truth shared with the world.
Have you ever had a girl tell you a story, that she's copying directly from a movie she thinks you've never seen, and then starts to change it a little after you can't help but make D-FACES at her for saying some silly shit?
One time when he was 21, The DMAN was cornered by a husky midget 35 year old native american looking monster goblina who kept standing way too close to The DMAN and trying to play with his little 21 year old D-MUSTACHE just growing in for the first time. He totally blacked out whatever she was asking him/saying over and over again, but he has a locked up memory he can't access right now unfortunately. And that's just the reality of being a victim of abuse at the hands of a woman. He knows it was some stupid negging shit though.
The DMAN was legendarily molested TWICE by women -- First The DMAN was molested by his mother's friend, over the toilet. She was like 30, The DMAN had to be single-digits like 8 or 9, and she wiped his ass for him when he was way too old to have someone do that without being a paraplegic. And The DMAN doesn't have any scat fetish or any ass wipe fetish or anything of that sort. She barged in after the dump was complete to "help out." Don't remember any ball rubbing or anything, she just wanted to wipe the D-ASS and she did make a lot of encouraging comments about how we're almost done. LOL
Now the second iconic molestation that occurred was when The DBOY was simply 12 years old. The DBOY went to a dermatologist, this woman was a full grown doctor. Not a nurse, not some college chick messing around.. But she was young and Asian, americanized late 20's probably. The DMAN was there to talk about his chocolate complexion, but she was reading his medical records and saw that he walked into a clinic one day a year ago because he was experiencing blue balls after school when a girl on the bus cock-teased him too far, and he started to panic having no idea what it was. (yet another example of a twisted female polluting The DBOY's mind for sport, but digress...)
So this doctor, this dermatologist, She decided to use that as her excuse to ask The 12 year old DBOY if she can follow up. And The DBOY had absolutely no clue this was out of the ordinary, She felt up his DBALLS and played with them for a few minutes asking him weirdo Asian girl questions about how it feels, as The DBOY looked out the window at the buildings below us, cluelessly. She wrapped up molesting the 12 year old DBOY, and The DMAN had buried this memory too because he didn't even realize it was sexual, because he saw this woman as a stiff Asian, they are robotic routine enforcers. The DBOY didn't even think she had the desire. The DMAN didn't understand that this cold Asian had the capacity for love.
Now that The DMAN looks back on these female-depraved moments in his life, he kicks himself for having been too innocent to actually enjoy these stories that become porn fantasy... He coulda shot a fat little wad of water (no swimmers at 12) right into her SLITTY eyes. But The DBOY was raised innocent to a degree. That was until this nurse molested him, he soon after discovered O&A. But these stories really happened, and The DMAN buried them for many years. The grass is always greener, Fans. We'll be right back, after these words.
Last weekend this chick who was plenty past her expiration was trying to look over The DMAN's shoulder at something on his 2011 laptop. And she was asking him questions about the content he was browsing (At this time it was just Pokemon stats that @Brooke Shields had researched for him.) And she said "Oops I almost rested my head on your shoulder, hehe" and then this old maid had the D-AUDACITY to actually rest her head on The DMAN's 500 dollar shirt, while her nauseating giggle right in his D-EAR.
The DMAN just got approached by a literal grandma which has triggered a shame spiral he is now going to redirect away from his own D-EGO and apply to a vague target: Older Women... Tell us your stories of how they have abused you. Please, we deserve to have our truth shared with the world.
Have you ever had a girl tell you a story, that she's copying directly from a movie she thinks you've never seen, and then starts to change it a little after you can't help but make D-FACES at her for saying some silly shit?
One time when he was 21, The DMAN was cornered by a husky midget 35 year old native american looking monster goblina who kept standing way too close to The DMAN and trying to play with his little 21 year old D-MUSTACHE just growing in for the first time. He totally blacked out whatever she was asking him/saying over and over again, but he has a locked up memory he can't access right now unfortunately. And that's just the reality of being a victim of abuse at the hands of a woman. He knows it was some stupid negging shit though.
The DMAN was legendarily molested TWICE by women -- First The DMAN was molested by his mother's friend, over the toilet. She was like 30, The DMAN had to be single-digits like 8 or 9, and she wiped his ass for him when he was way too old to have someone do that without being a paraplegic. And The DMAN doesn't have any scat fetish or any ass wipe fetish or anything of that sort. She barged in after the dump was complete to "help out." Don't remember any ball rubbing or anything, she just wanted to wipe the D-ASS and she did make a lot of encouraging comments about how we're almost done. LOL
Now the second iconic molestation that occurred was when The DBOY was simply 12 years old. The DBOY went to a dermatologist, this woman was a full grown doctor. Not a nurse, not some college chick messing around.. But she was young and Asian, americanized late 20's probably. The DMAN was there to talk about his chocolate complexion, but she was reading his medical records and saw that he walked into a clinic one day a year ago because he was experiencing blue balls after school when a girl on the bus cock-teased him too far, and he started to panic having no idea what it was. (yet another example of a twisted female polluting The DBOY's mind for sport, but digress...)
So this doctor, this dermatologist, She decided to use that as her excuse to ask The 12 year old DBOY if she can follow up. And The DBOY had absolutely no clue this was out of the ordinary, She felt up his DBALLS and played with them for a few minutes asking him weirdo Asian girl questions about how it feels, as The DBOY looked out the window at the buildings below us, cluelessly. She wrapped up molesting the 12 year old DBOY, and The DMAN had buried this memory too because he didn't even realize it was sexual, because he saw this woman as a stiff Asian, they are robotic routine enforcers. The DBOY didn't even think she had the desire. The DMAN didn't understand that this cold Asian had the capacity for love.
Now that The DMAN looks back on these female-depraved moments in his life, he kicks himself for having been too innocent to actually enjoy these stories that become porn fantasy... He coulda shot a fat little wad of water (no swimmers at 12) right into her SLITTY eyes. But The DBOY was raised innocent to a degree. That was until this nurse molested him, he soon after discovered O&A. But these stories really happened, and The DMAN buried them for many years. The grass is always greener, Fans. We'll be right back, after these words.