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Unwanted advances from older women

DMAN

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The DMAN has been abused by older women all his life.

Last weekend this chick who was plenty past her expiration was trying to look over The DMAN's shoulder at something on his 2011 laptop. And she was asking him questions about the content he was browsing (At this time it was just Pokemon stats that @Brooke Shields had researched for him.) And she said "Oops I almost rested my head on your shoulder, hehe" and then this old maid had the D-AUDACITY to actually rest her head on The DMAN's 500 dollar shirt, while her nauseating giggle right in his D-EAR.

The DMAN just got approached by a literal grandma which has triggered a shame spiral he is now going to redirect away from his own D-EGO and apply to a vague target: Older Women... Tell us your stories of how they have abused you. Please, we deserve to have our truth shared with the world.

Have you ever had a girl tell you a story, that she's copying directly from a movie she thinks you've never seen, and then starts to change it a little after you can't help but make D-FACES at her for saying some silly shit?

One time when he was 21, The DMAN was cornered by a husky midget 35 year old native american looking monster goblina who kept standing way too close to The DMAN and trying to play with his little 21 year old D-MUSTACHE just growing in for the first time. He totally blacked out whatever she was asking him/saying over and over again, but he has a locked up memory he can't access right now unfortunately. And that's just the reality of being a victim of abuse at the hands of a woman. He knows it was some stupid negging shit though.

The DMAN was legendarily molested TWICE by women -- First The DMAN was molested by his mother's friend, over the toilet. She was like 30, The DMAN had to be single-digits like 8 or 9, and she wiped his ass for him when he was way too old to have someone do that without being a paraplegic. And The DMAN doesn't have any scat fetish or any ass wipe fetish or anything of that sort. She barged in after the dump was complete to "help out." Don't remember any ball rubbing or anything, she just wanted to wipe the D-ASS and she did make a lot of encouraging comments about how we're almost done. LOL

Now the second iconic molestation that occurred was when The DBOY was simply 12 years old. The DBOY went to a dermatologist, this woman was a full grown doctor. Not a nurse, not some college chick messing around.. But she was young and Asian, americanized late 20's probably. The DMAN was there to talk about his chocolate complexion, but she was reading his medical records and saw that he walked into a clinic one day a year ago because he was experiencing blue balls after school when a girl on the bus cock-teased him too far, and he started to panic having no idea what it was. (yet another example of a twisted female polluting The DBOY's mind for sport, but digress...)

So this doctor, this dermatologist, She decided to use that as her excuse to ask The 12 year old DBOY if she can follow up. And The DBOY had absolutely no clue this was out of the ordinary, She felt up his DBALLS and played with them for a few minutes asking him weirdo Asian girl questions about how it feels, as The DBOY looked out the window at the buildings below us, cluelessly. She wrapped up molesting the 12 year old DBOY, and The DMAN had buried this memory too because he didn't even realize it was sexual, because he saw this woman as a stiff Asian, they are robotic routine enforcers. The DBOY didn't even think she had the desire. The DMAN didn't understand that this cold Asian had the capacity for love.

Now that The DMAN looks back on these female-depraved moments in his life, he kicks himself for having been too innocent to actually enjoy these stories that become porn fantasy... He coulda shot a fat little wad of water (no swimmers at 12) right into her SLITTY eyes. But The DBOY was raised innocent to a degree. That was until this nurse molested him, he soon after discovered O&A. But these stories really happened, and The DMAN buried them for many years. The grass is always greener, Fans. We'll be right back, after these words.
 

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One time I was walking downtown and this woman who looked like Al Pacino's sister in Scarface, but unhinged, ran to me and hugged me tight while screaming and crying. Busy street. Everyone gasped, I had to walk away from whatever that was.

But man, did I ever have the kavorka back then.

Once this Ethiopian couple (fresh off the boat) walked past me, and the wife gave me the most yearning, "rescue me" look I ever saw in someone's eye. She was Oromo or Habesha and so beautiful.
 

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One time I was walking downtown and this woman who looked like Al Pacino's sister in Scarface, but unhinged, ran to me and hugged me tight while screaming and crying. Busy street. Everyone gasped, I had to walk away from whatever that was.


it's uncanny how every light skin mulatta is deeply insecure about their blackness,
so they overcompensate with BLM/pannationalism and flock to the nearest cushitic BBC to erase their whiteness . #2025

But man, did I ever have the kavorka back then.

it's okay uncle, the charm of youth fades as the greys come in. I see a Shannon Sharpe/Gianluca vacchi resurgence for you in the next decade 🀭
 

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I've said this 1000 times before, but it's so true and they keep saying it. Older women will without fail, say to you, "haha you ain't my first young guy! Young men are OBSESSED with me!" but they're lying because if they really had the options of fucking any young guy they wanted, they wouldn't be choosing me.
 

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One time I was walking downtown and this woman who looked like Al Pacino's sister in Scarface, but unhinged, ran to me and hugged me tight while screaming and crying. Busy street. Everyone gasped, I had to walk away from whatever that was.

But man, did I ever have the kavorka back then.

Once this Ethiopian couple (fresh off the boat) walked past me, and the wife gave me the most yearning, "rescue me" look I ever saw in someone's eye. She was Oromo or Habesha and so beautiful.

All your stories are lies, Lying Liban.


Didn't read, you are poor
 

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When the Harryster was 25, he went to a rave/burner party held under a Division St. bridge in Chicago. The Harryster was so fawkin’ pumped to do drugs and hang with his pals at this unauthorized event.

When barges would go by on the River they would swing their spotlight on the crowd and everyone would go nuts. There were lots of EDM-girlies in their little slutty festival outfits, it was exactly what the Harryster was into at the time.

Anyway this attractive older woman showed up at the event looking like a fish out of water. The Harryster immediately struck up a convo thinking maybe they’d have a little fun. Within 10 minutes this 41-year old recent divorcee was attacking him like a starving animal. Grinding on him, grabbing his dick, sucking on his neck, it was too much, he couldn’t get away, it drew a small crowd of observers. He never even got to check out the party or talk to anyone else, it was just three hours of this bitch treating him like a piece of meat.

Of course the Harryster raw dogged her and came all over her, but 1) she ruined the night because he never got to really enjoy the party with his boys and 2) he was inebriated and accidentally gave her his phone number which she called incessantly for weeks.
 

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I've said this 1000 times before, but it's so true and they keep saying it. Older women will without fail, say to you, "haha you ain't my first young guy! Young men are OBSESSED with me!" but they're lying because if they really had the options of fucking any young guy they wanted, they wouldn't be choosing me.
If I was an old lady I’d want to fuck you professor rape, I’d choose you over any hot stud
 
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The DMAN has been abused by older women all his life.

Last weekend this chick who was plenty past her expiration was trying to look over The DMAN's shoulder at something on his 2011 laptop. And she was asking him questions about the content he was browsing (At this time it was just Pokemon stats that @Brooke Shields had researched for him.) And she said "Oops I almost rested my head on your shoulder, hehe" and then this old maid had the D-AUDACITY to actually rest her head on The DMAN's 500 dollar shirt, while her nauseating giggle right in his D-EAR.

The DMAN just got approached by a literal grandma which has triggered a shame spiral he is now going to redirect away from his own D-EGO and apply to a vague target: Older Women... Tell us your stories of how they have abused you. Please, we deserve to have our truth shared with the world.

Have you ever had a girl tell you a story, that she's copying directly from a movie she thinks you've never seen, and then starts to change it a little after you can't help but make D-FACES at her for saying some silly shit?

One time when he was 21, The DMAN was cornered by a husky midget 35 year old native american looking monster goblina who kept standing way too close to The DMAN and trying to play with his little 21 year old D-MUSTACHE just growing in for the first time. He totally blacked out whatever she was asking him/saying over and over again, but he has a locked up memory he can't access right now unfortunately. And that's just the reality of being a victim of abuse at the hands of a woman. He knows it was some stupid negging shit though.

The DMAN was legendarily molested TWICE by women -- First The DMAN was molested by his mother's friend, over the toilet. She was like 30, The DMAN had to be single-digits like 8 or 9, and she wiped his ass for him when he was way too old to have someone do that without being a paraplegic. And The DMAN doesn't have any scat fetish or any ass wipe fetish or anything of that sort. She barged in after the dump was complete to "help out." Don't remember any ball rubbing or anything, she just wanted to wipe the D-ASS and she did make a lot of encouraging comments about how we're almost done. LOL

Now the second iconic molestation that occurred was when The DBOY was simply 12 years old. The DBOY went to a dermatologist, this woman was a full grown doctor. Not a nurse, not some college chick messing around.. But she was young and Asian, americanized late 20's probably. The DMAN was there to talk about his chocolate complexion, but she was reading his medical records and saw that he walked into a clinic one day a year ago because he was experiencing blue balls after school when a girl on the bus cock-teased him too far, and he started to panic having no idea what it was. (yet another example of a twisted female polluting The DBOY's mind for sport, but digress...)

So this doctor, this dermatologist, She decided to use that as her excuse to ask The 12 year old DBOY if she can follow up. And The DBOY had absolutely no clue this was out of the ordinary, She felt up his DBALLS and played with them for a few minutes asking him weirdo Asian girl questions about how it feels, as The DBOY looked out the window at the buildings below us, cluelessly. She wrapped up molesting the 12 year old DBOY, and The DMAN had buried this memory too because he didn't even realize it was sexual, because he saw this woman as a stiff Asian, they are robotic routine enforcers. The DBOY didn't even think she had the desire. The DMAN didn't understand that this cold Asian had the capacity for love.

Now that The DMAN looks back on these female-depraved moments in his life, he kicks himself for having been too innocent to actually enjoy these stories that become porn fantasy... He coulda shot a fat little wad of water (no swimmers at 12) right into her SLITTY eyes. But The DBOY was raised innocent to a degree. That was until this nurse molested him, he soon after discovered O&A. But these stories really happened, and The DMAN buried them for many years. The grass is always greener, Fans. We'll be right back, after these words.

When I was very young maybe 5 a BIG FAT WOMAN sat down in front of me and as she did her hippy skirt blew up in the air and I copped an eyeful of an extremely hairy crotch which was gross. She didn’t mean to do it but fuck wear some underwear lady! She later died in her sleep after smashing her head during an epileptic seizure. I went to her funeral and her husband who was a bikie (look it up!) completely broke down as they wheeled the coffin out.


When I was maybe 6 or 7 one of my mother’s friends started talking to me about peeing in the shower. She asked me if I did and said everyone does. I’m pretty sure we were alone and in retrospect it was either wildly inappropriate or a very poor attempt at grooming. (I naturally did not come to enjoy females urinating until much later in life.)

At the tender age of 18 I had sex with an extremely attractive 36 year old woman. She was great so they’re not all bad.

When I was 22 I was living in an apartment and was up late cleaning because my gf was coming over the next day when I heard a knock on my door. It was the 40 something year old woman who lived across the hall. She was drunk and asked me if I could give her a lift to the store to buy cigarettes. She was overweight but it had all gone to her gigantic ass. So I drove her to the store because I knew it would make for an interesting story. When we got back as we walked up the stairs she repeatedly and strongly molested my buttocks without consent, squeezing them and giggling. I think in all the grabbing she realised I was carrying a gun but didn’t care. I ignored it and had some wine with her in her apartment. While we chatted I studied her face and decided her nose was too ugly and therefore even if I was able to somehow ignore the fact that my gf was coming over in like 5 hours I would not be able to sleep with her. Then she started talking shit about my previous gf and said she didn’t like her and I got the feeling she had seen her blowing me in the car park from her window. Days later she put some long apology letter under my door (but did not apologise for the molestation!)
 
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When the Harryster was 25, he went to a rave/burner party held under a Division St. bridge in Chicago. The Harryster was so fawkin’ pumped to do drugs and hang with his pals at this unauthorized event.

When barges would go by on the River they would swing their spotlight on the crowd and everyone would go nuts. There were lots of EDM-girlies in their little slutty festival outfits, it was exactly what the Harryster was into at the time.

Anyway this attractive older woman showed up at the event looking like a fish out of water. The Harryster immediately struck up a convo thinking maybe they’d have a little fun. Within 10 minutes this 41-year old recent divorcee was attacking him like a starving animal. Grinding on him, grabbing his dick, sucking on his neck, it was too much, he couldn’t get away, it drew a small crowd of observers. He never even got to check out the party or talk to anyone else, it was just three hours of this bitch treating him like a piece of meat.

Of course the Harryster raw dogged her and came all over her, but 1) she ruined the night because he never got to really enjoy the party with his boys and 2) he was inebriated and accidentally gave her his phone number which she called incessantly for weeks.
I’m so sorry Harry.
 

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The DMAN was legendarily molested TWICE by women -- First The DMAN was molested by his mother's friend, over the toilet. She was like 30, The DMAN had to be single-digits like 8 or 9, and she wiped his ass for him when he was way too old to have someone do that without being a paraplegic. And The DMAN doesn't have any scat fetish or any ass wipe fetish or anything of that sort. She barged in after the dump was complete to "help out." Don't remember any ball rubbing or anything, she just wanted to wipe the D-ASS and she did make a lot of encouraging comments about how we're almost done. LOL
I've heard this was the same day fate had DMAN tune into O&A for the first time, is that true?
 
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