Unsolicited letter from a Christian... thoughts?

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I got this letter today, it's completely handwritten (pen indents on rear so not a copy), they got my postcode (zip code) wrong. They live ... OK, as writing this I looked-up the address they'd given & they're jehovas - it's a few miles away but if they where just random people I would've gone round & said hello.

In a way I'm disappointed to find they're jehovas & the address is their 'church'. I like meeting new people, it's usually a story if not a potential friend. Oh well... here's the letter anyway:

 

[guest]

Please, read this letter out in audio format. Much obliged!

 

[Dog Eater]

I got this letter today, it's completely handwritten (pen indents on rear so not a copy), they got my postcode (zip code) wrong. They live ... OK, as writing this I looked-up the address they'd given & they're jehovas - it's a few miles away but if they where just random people I would've gone round & said hello.

In a way I'm disappointed to find they're jehovas & the address is their 'church'. I like meeting new people, it's usually a story if not a potential friend. Oh well... here's the letter anyway:
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Yeah this is a thing JWs do. These letters never make it back down my driveway, straight in the bin. JWs don’t even have the courtesy to be an interesting cult. They’re just fags.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Please, read this letter out in audio format. Much obliged!

if I can think of a character-voice to do it in

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

if I can think of a character-voice to do it in

Hey,, boomia here. Have you heard the good news of our lawd and savior Jesus Christ?"