Unemployed man explains to America that he will not be able to make it into work today

[HotDogJoe]

 

[Harry Powell]

Man, he’s so witty

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Says the man that hasn’t worked a real job in well over a decade. His bandwagon fan shit is another one of his awful traits. I saw him bragging about “predicting” the Bucks would win in 6 games. Of course he made that prediction after game 5 after bucks went up 3-2. No sports knowledge needed for that, piggy. That’s like claiming your team would win in the 4th quarter up two touchdowns with 2 minutes left.

 

[UnPRePared]

"Hello, Unemployment Office? Umm, I'm not feeling well, can you just come give me my gummyment money in cash? Thanx, bai!"

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Didn’t he tweet the same joke worded different last night? This fat pig is Amy Schumer without the fame. Or the kid.

 

[TokenX]

Adrienne didn't respect or trust him. Because of stuff like this.

And Jon's dick was like an arm.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

So Patso will not be laying on the couch today?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

Yeah, I think most adults in Milwaukee with responsibilities are working today, . Go and wallow in your sty though, you deserve it.

 

[guest]

 

[fusciasomething]

This is unfunny even by his standards. Christ he’s bad at everything

 

[Will Tate]

 

[TokenX]

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That's what Jon said to Adrienne the first time but it didn't work out.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Is his tee shirt photoshopped?
"He loves it in the ass" ? Come on.

Nope, that's his legit shirt.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Is his tee shirt photoshopped?
"He loves it in the ass" ? Come on.

It’s a legit shirt and everyone took turns getting a photo with the arrow pointing to them in laughter. Of course Pat can’t be the butt of any joke and is not allowed to be made fun of so he took a photo on his other side the shirt arrow wouldn’t point at him. That’s how fragile his ego is, he can’t even join in on an obvious joke among friends. Mama Raven said nobody is allowed to laugh at her very special pig boy.

 

[GiveItAResto]

Most people just go to work and deal with it. Or will moderate how much they drink because they're responsible adults.

The idea of calling in sick willy nilly just isn't a fucking option for me or most people. My job is important and if I don't work I don't get paid, and if I don't get paid I don't have anyone to give me handouts.

Patrick S Tomlinson is a childish childlike little fat child. He knows nothing about the real world

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That explains today.

What about the other 41 years?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Any reason to be drunk and avoid responsibility.

" Dear Annabelle, Not feeling well. Wont be able to make it in to be your father for the rest of your life."

 

[AntSucks]

I would fire someone who didn't show up to work because of a sports game. You're basically making other people cover for you because you watched TV last night. Fuck you. You're fired.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Here’s a 41 year old man bragging about being too hungover to work a job he doesn’t have. I haven’t had a bad hangover since college and that was 15 years ago. I’ve never missed work due to drinking because I’m a responsible adult and not some loser that can’t handle his booze. Adults suck it up and go in since your job is more important than drinking because a team you didn’t care about until sunday won the NBA finals.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Let's be honest, it's the kind of shirt you'd buy at a Spencer's in Tampa. It's not something an adult should own. UNLESS you have it specifically to wear to one of these cons where every person you stand next to makes for a hilarious photo op. I think it was a good play.

The shirt served it’s purpose and was a big hit that brought lots of laughs. Except from Pat because he can never be the butt of a joke. He made sure to stand on the other side for a photo op so the arrow wouldn’t point at him. I have a feeling Ade saw that and thought to herself “ugh, he can’t even be fun around his friends” which helped her leave him for PCJ who had no problem taking a photo that suggests he likes it in the ass.