Underrated Christmas Movie picks

[chiquita banana]

(BTW @NoBacon, if any of this is too "mean-spirited" for you, feel free to just cover your eyes and wait for the firemen (actual adults btw) to come and carry you out)

Now just bear with me on this one, but I'm gonna say Die Hard, because if you think about it, it's really a Christmas movie, even though it's mostly known for being an 80's action movie classic.

Extra credit/ insane difficulty level: Gremlins. Bet y'all didn't even think of that LOL

 

[Professor Rape]

Daddy's Home 2 is genuinely good and I'm not just saying that because of Mel Gibson (although he is good in it).

I'll be watching it this Christmas with Ching Chong (Chinese subtitles for her of course).

 

[Brooke Shields]

all of those 100s of shitty hallmark-esque girl movies that exist are apparently worth watching to the majority of females

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

all of those 100s of shitty hallmark-esque girl movies that exist are apparently worth watching to the majority of females

I watched a bunch of those on cytube with /tv/ one Christmas season. I don't have anything to add other than IIRC those threads got banned the next Christmas and I hated that.

 

[We Have Everything]

 

[PogromStallone]

Daddy's Home 2 is genuinely good and I'm not just saying that because of Mel Gibson (although he is good in it).

That's a fucking insane take.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The Ref starring my friend Denis Leary

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Ernest Saves Christmas.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Now just bear with me on this one, but I'm gonna say Die Hard, because if you think about it, it's really a Christmas movie, even though it's mostly known for being an 80's action movie classic.

I never heard of this take before!

 

[Niggerotchi]

Does he?

 

[Turk February]

I think Jingle All The Way is insanely underrated. It's fucking great and if you disagree you're a retard who eats shit and will die behind my barbed wire fence.

 

[Professor Rape]

I think Jingle All The Way is insanely underrated. It's fucking great and if you disagree you're a retard who eats shit and will die behind my barbed wire fence.

I like that film. I would've let Phil Hartman fuck my wife

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think Jingle All The Way is insanely underrated. It's fucking great and if you disagree you're a retard who eats shit and will die behind my barbed wire fence.

The kid from that, Chamie, ended up stabbing somebody in real life.

 

[Turk February]

The kid from that, Chamie, ended up stabbing somebody in real life.

We all make oopsies.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus Christ himself has said that Prancer is his personal favorite Christmas motion picture.

 

[Turk February]

Jesus Christ himself has said that Prancer is his personal favorite Christmas motion picture.

Jesus had holes put in his hands so when he instinctively covered his eyes watching a horror movie he could still see what's happening.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus had holes put in his hands so when he instinctively covered his eyes watching a horror movie he could still see what's happening.

Have you considered that the hole in your hand may be stigmata?

 

[Turk February]

Have you considered that the hole in your hand may be stigmata?

I don't want to entertain this idea. As you know the prince of Ontario was brutally beaten and had his titties cut off before being dragged behind a car slowly over gravel. If I have stigmata I am Canadian Gods appointed Prince.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't want to entertain this idea. As you know the prince of Ontario was brutally beaten and had his titties cut off before being dragged behind a car slowly over gravel. If I have stigmata I am Canadian Gods appointed Prince.

You were born in Russia, you're a long lost Russian Princess like Anastasia. I will always be the boss of Canada.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

in the dark of the night, evil will fiiind you (oooh aaahh oooh)


That's a song from the movie Anastasia. Rasputin sings it with his little bat friend.