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Unashamed deadbeat trades daughter for dopamine

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potatopeeler63

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Im sure the redditors will ask rick what he's getting annabelle for her birthday next month

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potatopeeler63

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[SIZE=15px]One of Ricks many "best friends" wished him well after the bike accident which left him disabled.
what happened to mike underwood? AKA leads sales guy for angrybooks publishing?
did piggy uuuuffffenddd him?[/SIZE]

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This guy was the reason Rick's first book got picked up. MIA since.
oopsie doodles!
 
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[SIZE=15px]One of Ricks many "best friends" wished him well after the bike accident which left him disabled.
what happened to mike underwood? AKA leads sales guy for angrybooks publishing?
did piggy uuuuffffenddd him?[/SIZE]

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This guy was the reason Rick's first book got picked up. MIA since.
oopsie doodles!
I’m pretty sure Pat and Mike Underwood still cross swords at conventions.
 

Stent

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Is she turning 10 in January? That's the precipice of going from a little kid to being independent. He's had no positive impact on her life and is a virtual stranger to him. Nice loser parental strategy, stupid.

I'm sure he will blame the parents who have been there for her and love her unconditionally. See how it works out for you, fatso. Tell her all about Hillary Clinton as she looks to her mother and asks if she has to see you ever again.
 

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The "I'm very, very patient" line always stood out to me. Partly because of the Elmer Fudd similarities but mostly because of how shockingly unashamed he is to admit his parenting plan is to wait until she's an adult.

Enjoy that Costs Rican vacation, piggy? Punting on parenthood is what paid for it.
 
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"I'll turn up in the kid's life once they're an adult and all of my responsibilities and duties as a father have been taken care of by a superior man" is always a winning strategy and definitely never leads to furious indignation on the child's part.
 
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"I'll turn up in the kids life once they're an adult and all of my responsibilities and duties as a father have been taken care of by a superior man" is always a winning strategy and definitely never leads to furious indignation on the child's part.
He's not paying any child support. Like not even a cent. Yeah, I'm sure she will come running back to you when she's an adult, Pat.
 

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