UGH BEING DRUNK FEELS SO GOOD

[guest]

I HATE JEWS

 

[guest]

Tryyyy the wine

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I HATE JEWS

The drunk man speaks what the sober man thinks.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm on my way brothaman

BROTHAMAN BROTHAMAN VODKA

 

[guest]

I'm on my way brothaman

BROTHAMAN BROTHAMAN VODKA

I tried to get drunk with somersby fawkin ciders last night... had 4 and didn't even have a 2 beer buzz. FUCK CIDER.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I tried to get drunk with somersby fawkin ciders last night... had 4 and didn't even have a 2 beer buzz. FUCK CIDER.

Mercury Hard Cider is based. 2 standard drinks per can, and then they came out with these flavoured ones that are 2.4 per can. I gave one of the heavier ones to my friend who sculled it and was like "wait, what the fuck did you give me!?"

 

[guest]

Mercury Hard Cider is based. 2 standard drinks per can, and then they came out with these flavoured ones that are 2.4 per can. I gave one of the heavier ones to my friend who sculled it and was like "wait, what the fuck did you give me!?"

Yeah and mercury is cheap as fuck lol. I dunno how they do it.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Yeah and mercury is cheap as fuck lol. I dunno how they do it.

I think it's because cider falls under the beer category... but Mercury doesn't even taste alcoholic (at least not to me).

A mixed drink can over here is like $6, fucking ridiculous. A slab is over $100.

 

[guest]

I think it's because cider falls under the beer category... but Mercury doesn't even taste alcoholic (at least not to me).

A mixed drink can over here is like $6, fucking ridiculous. A slab is over $100.

Wait what?
A slab of anything? Shouldn't they be like half that? What's corona go for? Like 52 bucks on special right?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Wait what?
A slab of anything? Shouldn't they be like half that? What's corona go for? Like 52 bucks on special right?

Like, if you want a double shot of bourbon and coke in cans in a slab... yeah, it's fucked. You're right about Corona, it's still about 52 on special.

 

[guest]

Like, if you want a double shot of bourbon and coke in cans in a slab... yeah, it's fucked. You're right about Corona, it's still about 52 on special.

I know this is an edgy take on here, but I blame jews.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I know this is an edgy take on here, but I blame jews.

Well I'm sure there's some TAX involved... I'm sure it's some "gah it promotes alcoholism in the youth, let's just make it expensive" idea.

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[guest]

[BOC][/BOC]

That GIF implies negativity

 

[CuntFucker]

That GIF implies negativity

You on the left

 

[guest]

You on the left

Oh lol. Well... at least I'm having fun.

 

[CuntFucker]

Oh lol. Well... at least I'm having fun.

are you?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

You on the left

You're brown, and I flush it down

 

[guest]

are you?

Um...

That's a very mean question.
Oh fucker of cunts, how do I get a white girlfriend? Who isn't fat with tattoos?

 

[guest]

Oh also, can't have genital herpes