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UFC 309 LIVE VIEWING THREAD

Cuphead

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Another card with a main event that nobody wants to see because Jones is being a bitch. Weird card because lots of fighters I like in match ups I'm not terribly excited for. Doesn't mean we won't get some good fights though.


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Sean Baird

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Stipe will probably be the last fighter from the UFC I ever gave a shit about. He is the fuckin man. Great dude, smoke show wife, fun fighter. As cliche as this is to say, I'd love to have a beer with him. He's also a volunteer firefighter and I bet he's a fuckin hoot in the barracks.
I don't want to watch him lose to Jon The Faggot Jones.

I still haven't decided if I'm going to watch this.
 

Cuphead

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Stipe will probably be the last fighter from the UFC I ever gave a shit about. He is the fuckin man. Great dude, smoke show wife, fun fighter. As cliche as this is to say, I'd love to have a beer with him. He's also a volunteer firefighter and I bet he's a fuckin hoot in the barracks.
I don't want to watch him lose to Jon The Faggot Jones.

I still haven't decided if I'm going to watch this.
I would love to see him KO Jones. But it probably won't happen.
 

Sean Baird

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I would love to see him KO Jones. But it probably won't happen.

Stipe ended Cain's reign of terror over the HW division and also folded Francis like a beach chair the first time they fought. He's a dangerous man. I knew he was going to lose to Francis in the rematch because he just looked completely zonked out of it. His hair was all messed up, he had this dissociative thousand-yard stare, and looked emaciated before the fight even started. I'm guessing it was a brutal weight cut. I think he's just old.

Jones is a freak of nature and age obviously hasn't been as hard on him as it has on his contemporaries. Steroids are also obviously in play with Jones. I hope Stipe wins but I just don't see a path.
 

Cuphead

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If anyone wants to tail the Cuphead parlay tonight:

Ruddy by KO, Charles inside the distance, Jones inside the distance.
 

LingerLonger

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He's also a volunteer firefighter.
He works full time as a firefighter and EMT.
Jones is a freak of nature and age obviously hasn't been as hard on him as it has on his contemporaries. Steroids are also obviously in play with Jones.
Jones is not a freak of nature. He's just another roided out nigger like Ngannou who was allowed to take every PED on the planet. They say the same thing about every roided out athlete. "McGuire and Bonds are freaks of nature". Look up Ngannou's pictures of him as a miner before he got on steroids and drugs.
 

Sean Baird

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He works full time as a firefighter and EMT.

Jones is not a freak of nature. He's just another roided out nigger like Ngannou who was allowed to take every PED on the planet. They say the same thing about every roided out athlete. "McGuire and Bonds are freaks of nature". Look up Ngannou's pictures of him as a miner before he got on steroids and drugs.

No, Jones is definitely a freak. His two brothers were at one point both defensive ends and captains of their respective teams in the NFL. He's tall, long, athletic, and strong - his frame alone is a huge advantage. The only dude he ever fought with a similar frame was Gustafson, and Jones didn't know how to handle him. He is absolutely a physical freak, who also happens to be geared to the gills. Both are true.

Edit: Arthur Jones was not a captain. Chandler Jones was.
 
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