Two girls at work thought I was 8 years younger than I am

[Nigger John]

My semen and jump roping have leveled up.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wilford Brimley and all those old fags in Cocoon could have just quit jerking off instead of swimming in the magical live forever water.

 

[Front 242]

At my christmas soiree last night my coworkers thought I was 8 years older than I am.

 

[Nigger John]

I was so happy I yelled “NIGGER”! When I got home

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I was so happy I yelled “NIGGER”! When I got home

Then you must he happy quite a lot I'd imagine.

 

[Nigger John]

Then you must he happy quite a lot I'd imagine.

I say it different ways

 

[LingerLonger]

One of my younger sister's coworkers thought I was younger than her but I'm a decade older. Must have hurt.

 

[guest]

Does you have pink eye fake nigger Jim?

 

[Stent]

Girls being notoriously smart.

 

[guest]

They assumed you were a homosexual and told you what every gay man would love to hear.

 

[JamieConway]

Most bitches think I'm 30...I'm certainly not. Having hair and not being a smoker/hard drinker does wonders.

 

[Dennyislife]

I look younger than my years but the grey hair is now working against me. I still look at school friends and think when the fuck did you get so middle aged and fat.

 

[Nigger John]

lol some one is scared of my success in life.

Wank to that!!!

 

[CQ Beans]

My semen and jump roping have leveled up.

You stud.