Twatsmash making his latest movie deal

[guest]

"And it grows to a powerful, emotional climax when the father has to choose which one of his children will live, and which one ...will die."

"Pass."

"Ugh."

"What else you got?"

"Uh... well, well. There is this one thing. It's a Christmas Carol sequel where a grown Tiny Tim avenges Ebenezer Scrooge's murder."

"I'm listening."

"Okay, okay. Well you see... Tiny Tim has a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives... or dies."

"Meh."

"His best friend's a talking meatloaf."

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[Stent]

"We're only green-lighting scripts written by a person of color at the moment."

"Well, he's bright red."

"Indian?"

"Heart disease."

 

[guest]

I like to think Twatsmash is an Ari Gold type motherfucker.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He could pitch the Patrick Tomlinson story. But didn't they already make a movie that ends with a guy getting brutally raped by a Nigger (Descent)?