'Twas the night before Christmas..

[HotDogJoe]

'Twas the night before Christmas, all through the half house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
not in this house of course but the Snyders' instead
Later that night, we were drinking some wine
Anything we could to help pass the time
And Niki in her shades and I in my cap
Had just settled our thinkin' meats, for a long winter's nap
When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter
I threw off my pink blankie to see what's the matter
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
blue flashing lights and two officers came near
"We need to search the property" The officer said
"Where are the children? Put your hands on your head!"
They put me in cuffs and led me away for my crime
I cried for Mama Raven but she couldn't help me this time
Niki awoke the next morning, had it all been a dream?
"No, this is my life" as she let out a scream

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

No shoehorning whatsoever. Now THAT'S how you executive produce.

 

[Meownaw]

A masterpiece and better than anything Pat could ever think of

 

[Udders]

"Where are the children? Put your hands on your head!"

Ribs

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Beautiful prose brotherman

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Pat can't be interesting or clever no matter how hard he tries yet this forum pulls stuff like this out lf its collective ass on a regular basis. Imagine pretending to be a writer and comedian and not doing either competently while a group of people on a forum do daily for no other reason than making fun of said individual? What a miserable life Pat has. I'm surprised one of us hasn't published a novel yet but I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

 

[captainjapan]

 

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[Ladynyahh]

Lotta fawkin talent in this forum to be honest witcha

 

[captainjapan]

 

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[AntsBatteryCharge]

Fingers crossed for another lonely, horribly burned attempt at Christmas dinner.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

CELESTIAL SOCKS!

Classic

 

[Slackjawed Cow]