Turk February is dead

[Kinderman]

Turry blocked me from accessing the forum all weekend. What happened in the latest episode of unfrozen caveman Canadian?

Turk shit himself to death in his hospital bed, completely alone. It was just the way he would have wanted it.

 

[:sumaturry:]

Turry blocked me from accessing the forum all weekend. What happened in the latest episode of unfrozen caveman Canadian?

You shut your mouth or the suspension will be permanent

 

[:sumaturry:]

Turk shit himself to death in his hospital bed, completely alone. It was just the way he would have wanted it.

His last words were "I have pee and poop on my weiner hahahahaha"

 

[Kinderman]

His last words were "I have pee and poop on my weiner hahahahaha"

“Doctor, it seems the patient wrote ‘I’m gay lol’ in his own excrement.”

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

You sure, buddy?

Yep

 

[Turk February]

Yep

This is an automated message typed out on February 10, 2025 set with a kill switch:
If you are reading this, I have an no longer with you. I am dead. @World Wide Web Wyyzrd is wrong. We were gay together and he ate my poop. I leave all my belongings: my mattress and Motorola smartphone to him.

Edit 1: this edit is also timed. Kill switch was the wrong term. I forget what it's called where if you don't enter a password long enough a computer assumes you're dead and sends a message but I meant that thing

 

[Dog Eater]

This is an automated message typed out on February 10, 2025 set with a kill switch:
If you are reading this, I have an no longer with you. I am dead. @World Wide Web Wyyzrd is wrong. We were gay together and he ate my poop. I leave all my belongings: my mattress and Motorola smartphone to him.

Edit 1: this edit is also timed. Kill switch was the wrong term. I forget what it's called where if you don't enter a password wrong enough a computer assumes you're dead and sends a message but I meant that thing

I can confirm this is real and that he meant rape switch.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is an automated message typed out on February 10, 2025 set with a kill switch:
If you are reading this, I have an no longer with you. I am dead. @World Wide Web Wyyzrd is wrong. We were gay together and he ate my poop. I leave all my belongings: my mattress and Motorola smartphone to him.

Edit 1: this edit is also timed. Kill switch was the wrong term. I forget what it's called where if you don't enter a password long enough a computer assumes you're dead and sends a message but I meant that thing

Dead man's switch.

 

[Turk February]

Dead man's switch.

This is an automated message typed on February 11th, 2015 with a Dead man's switch:
@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda will be correct. I wonder what kind of threat he's under and what kind of dirt he has on people that he's familiar with the technology.