Trying to understand the mind of a Private Profile White Nigger...

[DMAN]

EEHHH EEHH EEHH EEHH EHHH

ACCESS DENIED -- This Profile Is PRIVATE! -- This User Is A Coward Who Does Not Stand By Anything They Say, They Live in Fear of Their Posts Being Read Back By Others, Despite The Fact That They Post Continuously, And Likely Under Alt Accounts Too.

"I'm so mysterious." You click on my name, but nothing's there. I am above being perceived. I am an omnipotent voice that can only be seen out in the wild on the forums. You can't pin ME down!!! This is CONFIDENTIAL information! Police Line -- Do Not Cross -- CAUTION!

What makes these idiots tick?

"My words are too exclusive for the general public. I cannot reveal my posts all in one place to just anyone."

Better yet, perhaps Private Profile White Niggers do it out of paranoia that people will mass Car Crash their every post like was recently done to me by Billy Hollywood (suspected alternate account of one bedridden Auntie Cumia) The DMAN is a better man than complaining about it, He would never say that Billy Hollywood did that to him when he needed him that day. But the fact is, if you care about your little internet score so much that you hide your profile, knowingly... Fawk, man. Have some self respect. Get up off the ground, dust yourself off... And ACT LIKE A MAN! What's a mattayou????

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Yeah, only a fag would ever do that. Can you list your top 5 current private profile niggers?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Search my shit, take my checks; I'll still put you in jail anyway

 

[Meownaw]

I think they should have a badge of shame.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Better yet, perhaps Private Profile White Niggers do it out of paranoia that people will mass Car Crash their every post like was recently done to me by Billy Hollywood

 

[Meownaw]

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Rascal doesn't deserve to be lumped into that pileup.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Rascal doesn't deserve to be lumped into that pileup.

I just wanted to demonstrate there is good in the world amongst the evil.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

leave it alone

 

[Sue Lightning]

I don’t even understand it because these private profile white niggers can still have their posts searched, and easier, through the search function on here. So what are they hiding? Their info which they can choose to privatize? Their wall which no one would comment anyway? Their about section which they choose to customize? Vurrrry peculiar.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Private Profile White Niggers?

 

[Meownaw]

There is a strong correlation between patposters and hiding your profile. Also not knowing who O&A is.

 

[BUBBLER]

Didn't read, but I'm sure it was better than the long winded drivel @HR@PaneraBread typically post.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Just block all of them for being gay

 

[DMAN]

Didn't read, but I'm sure it was better than the long winded drivel @HR@PaneraBread typically post.

Thanks for letting us know, I didn't bother reading your post after the first 2 words.

Apparently it works well against low IQ jigaboo niggers...

Good job defending yourself dude, genuinely. I would tell you if I was lying.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Didn't read, but I'm sure it was better than the long winded drivel @HR@PaneraBread typically post.

Yeah we're thinking of changing our name for the 40th time, the embarrassment is too much to handle

Edit - seriously, you have some fucking nerve faggot. We're assigning all our resources to typing paragraphs of bullshit purely so we can chase the Patposters away for good and this space headed fucking trainable is fucking with us because he's the only motherfucker dumb enough to try and latch on to the meaning of it in a desperate attempt to fit in? Motherfucker your on your 40th account because of how unfunny you are, just call it a fucking life and kill yourself already

Edit 2 - Did you get all that or do you want a summary?

 

[guest]

My profile is literally private just to annoy fags like jenna that try and clapback by posting a screenshot of something you said 4 months ago paired with some sassy quip in an attempt to dunk on you.
I'm just making their lives harder by making them use the search function.
I'm glad it makes you seethe. you were probably crying when making the OP.
it's okay, let the tears flow down those black cheeks. it'll save you some shea butter.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Caring about ribs makes you a reddit faggot that cares about upvotes. Who cares? I have to sift through a dozen ribs updates mixed in with who quotes a post. Yes I know my posts are very funny you don't have to tell me that.

 

[Dog Eater]

I’m coming around to @DMAN . He makes some good points.

Caring about ribs makes you a reddit faggot that cares about upvotes. Who cares? I have to sift through a dozen ribs updates mixed in with who quotes a post. Yes I know my posts are very funny you don't have to tell me that.

Imagine leaving those notifications on.

 

[Meownaw]

I’m coming around to @DMAN . He makes some good points.


Imagine leaving those notifications on.

He really exposed himself.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I’m coming around to @DMAN . He makes some good points.


Imagine leaving those notifications on.

I turned those off 4 forum vaiants ago but the admin here can't donate enough sheckles *cough* ribs to his jew hosters to keep them satisfied so everything keeps resetting, having to make new accounts etc. Also my regdate is older than both of you patposters so this makes me the winner. You don't even remember the previous versions of this forum. linger LONGER!