• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

Trying to make a difference.

FatPatsBaps

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
‎
‎
Forum Clout
16,173
Thought I would help Rick get off the couch by doing something productive for the community.

volunteer2.jpg


volunteer.png
 
FatPatsBaps

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
‎
‎
Forum Clout
16,173
1652716587900.png


1652716663100.png

1652717575800.png


Hello, how can I help?

I would like volunteer for your organization. My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson. My friends call me "Rick", but only a special few are allowed to call me "Pat".

I am currently unemployed after quiTing my job at Target. I didn't like being told what to do by management, and I'm a known rabble rouser who has a perchance owning the trolls. Just kidding. But seriously, when trouble comes knocking on my door, it's usual a short visit.

I want to offer you my assistance in helping your community. I don't expect payment, as I am fine with volunteering my free time to do something good. However, in return for my gracious work, I do expect you to help finance my new book. It's a story about about a fellow named Tiny Tim who beats up construction workers with his trusty tea kettle of fish and chips.

I also like to think that, as I've been married twice and signed away my daughter to my first better wife, that I understand woman. As a result, I think I can be a great asset by being an alley to woman's rights. That's if, you can handle a boring straight white male like me.

So how about it, brethren? Can you throw me a job?

1652717693100.png
 
FatPatsBaps

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
‎
‎
Forum Clout
16,173
women.jpg


1652721442600.png

Hello sisters,

My name is Patrick S. Tomlinson. I'm a comedian, sci-fi writer, and an actual tough guy. My friends call me "Rick". My close friends call me "Pat". And my second, better wife calls me a "testosterone soaked idiot".

Just kidding. Anyhow, I wanted to write a short message to show my gratitude to your organization. I am a keen supporter of woman's rights, and stand firmly as a proud alley for middle-class white women.

I like to think I know a thing or two about women: I've been married twice; my first wife gave a birth to a female who I signed away due to an unwanted divorce; and I let the second, better wife sleep with black men. Actually, I don't let the second, better wife do this; she does this without my permission because I don't own her. Like, I know I'm a straight, boring white male, but I'm not Trump, y'know? Doesn't matter anyway; she loves the D, and I have ready access to her vagina.

Thank you for what you do. I hope my daughter grows up to take after you and her mother. BTW, do you guys host any swinger nights?

Throw me a follow on twitter @stealthygeek :)

1652721499900.png
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top