Try reading a list of comedian podcast titles without getting pissed off

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's impossible!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It really baffles the shit out of me that every comedian has a podcast. And the majority of them aren't any sort of interesting concept or anything, it's just one stupid jerkoff talking to another stupid jerkoff. And these people know nothing. It's amazing the amount of shit they confidently state as facts that is dead wrong. Literally all anyone wants from you fucks is to be funny. Nobody wants to hear you break down because you can't find love because your parents were distant, faggot. Make a fart sound and hurt yourself for me, fool.

 

[Voscabulary]

what, you don't want to watch a weekly podcast called "hungover w/ d-list comedian", which averages maybe 930 views per episode, despite somehow having 387 of the fucking things?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"Dad Meat". I want to kill

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"Dad Meat". I want to kill

And the lewgew is them troyin' ta sock their ewn birds, dewd.

I'm sick of the Philadelphia accent and all their gay little terms.

 

[JebJoh]

It really baffles the shit out of me that every comedian has a podcast. And the majority of them aren't any sort of interesting concept or anything, it's just one stupid jerkoff talking to another stupid jerkoff. And these people know nothing. It's amazing the amount of shit they confidently state as facts that is dead wrong. Literally all anyone wants from you fucks is to be funny. Nobody wants to hear you break down because you can't find love because your parents were distant, faggot. Make a fart sound and hurt yourself for me, fool.

When I was looking for podcasts to download before a flight it seemed like they were just taking turns going on each other's podcasts and making a big deal about it each time

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When I was looking for podcasts to download before a flight it seemed like they were just taking turns going on each other's podcasts and making a big deal about it each time

Yep. Every week one person will be a guest on every podcast.

 

[PogromStallone]

When I was looking for podcasts to download before a flight it seemed like they were just taking turns going on each other's podcasts and making a big deal about it each time

The only good ones are the ones that don't have constant rotating guests. Two or three hosts with a good dynamic is all you need.

 

[JebJoh]

The only good ones are the ones that don't have constant rotating guests. Two or three hosts with a good dynamic is all you need.

I think I've heard enough comedians, I'll just find podcasts about fixing cars or building shelves or something. The fake excitement from comedians just annoys me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Another thing about ALL of those podcasts is that they're all gay sex obsessed retards. Every single time I've had one playing in the background in my shop and someone stops by and I don't immediately turn it off they start going on about black dicks and swallowing black cum or fucking kids or something and it's always met with "what the fuck are you listening to?"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Another thing about ALL of those podcasts is that they're all gay sex obsessed retards. Every single time I've had one playing in the background in my shop and someone stops by and I don't immediately turn it off they start going on about black dicks and swallowing black cum or fucking kids or something and it's always met with "what the fuck are you listening to?"

I'm tellin ya, Abe. These podcasts, they're no good. They're bad.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Another thing about ALL of those podcasts is that they're all gay sex obsessed retards. Every single time I've had one playing in the background in my shop and someone stops by and I don't immediately turn it off they start going on about black dicks and swallowing black cum or fucking kids or something and it's always met with "what the fuck are you listening to?"

Why aren't you spreading the virus?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Try reading

I can't

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Lemonparty is the only name that accurately describes what the hosts are doing.

 

[DooDooBrown]

When I was looking for podcasts to download before a flight it seemed like they were just taking turns going on each other's podcasts and making a big deal about it each time

Half these podcasts are recorded in the same building, we know these people all exclusively hang out with each other because us civilians don’t get it, and yet they want us to be blown away that their buddy is on their podcast, even though there’s 20 other podcasts they’re both on. I know we hate him, but Burr did call that out on Bobby Lee and that red headed fag’s show when they acted stunned when he walked in and he was like “you both know I record right down the hall.”

 

[Vito Carlucci]

No thank you, but I appreciate the offer

 

[Vito Carlucci]

Half these podcasts are recorded in the same building, we know these people all exclusively hang out with each other because us civilians don’t get it, and yet they want us to be blown away that their buddy is on their podcast, even though there’s 20 other podcasts they’re both on. I know we hate him, but Burr did call that out on Bobby Lee and that red headed fag’s show when they acted stunned when he walked in and he was like “you both know I record right down the hall.”

It’s like those two groups back in the early 2010s who would always be in each other’s Vines.

Wow! They live on Vine St.! That’s the name of the app that they’re on!