“Truth is stranger than fiction”

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I know we joke around here but the greatest ending to this Fat Rick saga would be for his stupid lol suit to be tossed and him end up in jail for some kind of fraud related to PPP loans and / or faking evidence for his own civil suit. You couldn’t write that kind of ending without people saying “that would never happen” but with Pat the Pig it’s 100% believable. I can’t wait to see who buys the rights to this story to make it into a major documentary because Pat will finally be bigger than Netflix. This is already much bigger than Tiger King and no animals were harmed (except Mueller who will be rescued)

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Nothing would totally surprise me after the mole revelations. I don't know for sure what's a shoot and what's a work, and it's great but any certitude on my part is long gone. I didn't even know until recently that I'm a fictional extra/background filler character in some kind of complicated, elaborate, hilarious combination of trolling and Gonzo journalism.

What's next, a picture of PCJ with a Pringles can in the background?

 

[Will Tate]

Practice What You Preach, Child: the Rise and Fall (and Fall Again) of Patrick S. Tomlinson.