Trump is inferior to me, in every way

[Clint Ruin]

Unless you count being so famous that everyone in the world knows his name, how much better wives he had, how many people listen to him, the massive towers all over the world that he lives in (compared to a glorified shack in milwaukee), the good relationships he has with his children, the fact that he drinks with celebrities and A-Listers while you're in some dive with a bunch of people that look like you dragged them from a shelter.


But yeah, I guess if none of those things counts because they aren't traditional measures of superiority, then sure. You win, you're superior by virtue of... I dunno, you're good at neglecting your lizards to death.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Hmm. Milania or Nikki... Milania or Nikki...

 

[Stent]

How much does Trump owe Quasi?

 

[guest]

Successful billionaire businessman that no matter what anyone tries to say or do to him was the 45th president of the United States. That is something Patrick will never achieve in his life.

The dude is probably going to end up being the 47th president of the United States if the country keeps going to shit under Biden's administration. Hot fucking trophy wife, a sexy ass daughter and based sons who aren't afraid to talk mad shit to the media.

A literal icon that rappers rap about. Made cameos in a ton of movies and commercials. Successful reality TV host. Barely beat out JFK for who has the hottest first lady of all time, and Melania will probably hold that title for decades to come.

Patrick spent more money losing a court case than all of his book sales combined.

*Slow clap*

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Billionaire ex-president grabbing bitches by the cunt. Or fat, unemployed, poorly educated slob whose lesbian wife preferes niggers to fart in her cunt.

Point Trump.

 

[Sputnik]

Hmm. Milania or Nikki... Milania or Nikki...

Milania's week old shit*

 

[guest]

Milania's week old shit*

I would eat the corn out of the former first lady's shit. It's my patriotic doody.

Get it? Doody.

 

[FurBurger]

Trump's in the WWE Hall of Fame, whereas Pat's sole athletic achievement is getting caught cheating at a half marathon and having to remove all references to "marathon training" from his bio.

Come to think of it, Trump's sold more books, too - almost as a hobby.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Pat probably takes nastier shits that Trump
That can be viewed as an achievement right?

 

[wbgreen]

I have to agree with Pat here. Pat is better at being a fat buffoon, chronic liar, and narcissist Twitter addict.

 

[guest]

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Josiah 5 is one of the greatest things to ever happen because now I can mentally hear him saying these things in his "Mama Raven" voice.

 

[guest]

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Unless you count being so famous that everyone in the world knows his name, how much better wives he had, how many people listen to him, the massive towers all over the world that he lives in (compared to a glorified shack in milwaukee), the good relationships he has with his children, the fact that he drinks with celebrities and A-Listers while you're in some dive with a bunch of people that look like you dragged them from a shelter.


But yeah, I guess if none of those things counts because they aren't traditional measures of superiority, then sure. You win, you're superior by virtue of... I dunno, you're good at neglecting your lizards to death.

This will never fucking end lol.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Trump probably would have shown up at Hooligans if one of his stlakers were there, and probably would have come outside to confront SpaceEdge. Patty locked himself in the bathroom both times.

Also -

Number of unarmed black men gunned down in cold blood by Trump - 0

I don't think that Patty can claim the same.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He's Fonald Plump.

 

[EraGodless]

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Unless you count being so famous that everyone in the world knows his name, how much better wives he had, how many people listen to him, the massive towers all over the world that he lives in (compared to a glorified shack in milwaukee), the good relationships he has with his children, the fact that he drinks with celebrities and A-Listers while you're in some dive with a bunch of people that look like you dragged them from a shelter.


But yeah, I guess if none of those things counts because they aren't traditional measures of superiority, then sure. You win, you're superior by virtue of... I dunno, you're good at neglecting your lizards to death.

Trump doesn't drink. But point taken. His brother Fred did enough drinking for the both of them.

 

[DominusOdium]

What a silly man saying silly things

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Trump has sold a lot more books than Pat. I’m sure “The Art of The Deal” alone has sold more than all of Pats works combined. So the one main thing Pat claims to be - an author - Trump has done better than him even though writing a book isn’t even his main job. That’s an Oopsie doodles if you ask me.

 

[guest]

A very odd pig.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I think 'atalker' might be slightly superior to 'covfefe'.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Raised his hot piece of ass daughter, although he did let her marry a jew