Truly a legendary moment.

[guest]

 

[guest]

this

is going great

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

"I'm Anthony Cumia's brother. Does anyone have anything to say to me?"

 

[guest]

"I'm Anthony Cumia's brother. Does anyone have anything to say to me?"

He’s so dumb it’s bizarre

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"Hey Ned. You know anything about a book signing here tonight?"

"Huh? What book signing?"

"I dunno. There's some guy named Cue-me-uh here, he says he wrote a book and he's supposed to do a signing here tonight."

"Oh, fuck. Real ugly dude? Two shirts?"

"Yeah."

"Shit, I forgot all about that. OK, clear that garbage off the old table in the stock room, and set it up way in the back, near the restroom."

 

[Wild]

So so so you're saying you need four sharpies for your book signing.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

So so so you're saying you need four sharpies for your book signing.

Two for books, two for all the big titties he assumed he'd be signing.

 

[guest]

I never noticed that he doesn't even have a copy of his own book on the table.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

It’s shocking that he didn’t kill himself after this. I knew he was in obscurity but I still thought he’d get a couple dozen fatsos to show up. Humiliating

 

[WigwardFromSouthHampton]

ha haaaaaa! holeee shit!

 

[Meownaw]

ha haaaaaa! holeee shit!

I could justify two because what if you lost one or one was a dud. The balls on this wop to bring four.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

... and rise again!

 

[Nana Cumia]

So embarrassing. I actually felt bad for her.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I never noticed that he doesn't even have a copy of his own book on the table.

People are supposed to buy them first and then bring their paid-for copies to be signed by the author. I’m going to see if one of my buddies with Bookscan access can look it up and see how many copies sold. I’d be shocked if he was able to move more than 2,000 to this day.

 

[guest]

People are supposed to buy them first and then bring their paid-for copies to be signed by the author.

No shit? Thanks for the tiresome pedantry but that's not the point. Do an image search for "Author signing books" and tell me how many pictures of authors sitting at empty tables pop up.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

No shit? Thanks for the tiresome pedantry but that's not the point. Do an image search for "Author signing books" and tell me how many pictures of authors sitting at empty tables pop up.

Autism speaks.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

People are supposed to buy them first and then bring their paid-for copies to be signed by the author. I’m going to see if one of my buddies with Bookscan access can look it up and see how many copies sold. I’d be shocked if he was able to move more than 2,000 to this day.

Does this pickup how many copies a dump like Dollar Tree sells as well? Nana and Jackie Martling both got shelf space there.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Does this pickup how many copies a dump like Dollar Tree sells as well? Nana and Jackie Martling both got shelf space there.

I don’t know but I’ll try to find out. Is there any doubt that his next book will be self-published?

 

[lowend73]

I don’t know but I’ll try to find out. Is there any doubt that his next book will be self-published?

The more and more Ballwashers who hang on Nana's every word will push him to write another tome of shit.

Anthony, along with the editor and ghostwriter should be flayed alive for printing that shit.

 

[Heyfellas]

I loved when whatever psycho on the sub did an analysis on how many books he planned to sign by figuring out how much ink is in each marker etc etc. It was an astronomical amount.