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Trampolines Hate Thread

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Faggot neighbors got a trampoline for their kids for Christmas. I just hear the squeaking of that thing 24/7 now.

Also, trampolines have safety nets around them now, which takes all the fun away from them. Bouncing two at a time and having your friend fall off and potentially breaking their arm was part of the bit!
 
LingerLonger

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Our neighbor had a large trampoline growing up. They had a few young kids. One jumped on the trampoline after school and broke his arm. The parents kept the trampoline anyways. Then a few weeks later the wind picked it up and hurled it into their kitchen window. Father took it apart the next day and looked miserable the entire time.
 
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The kid will use it when it's slightly wet one day, break their collarbone and then hardly ever use it again. Mark my words. I've seen that exact scenario happen four times.
 
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