Torque's shitty vacations.

[guest]

Have you ever wanted to go to a place Fatty has been on vacation? Nowhere has looked appealing. Costa rica might be the closest, but it was a shitty tourist trap where he desperately tried to look like he was having fun with ziplining and coconut drinks.

 

[Stent]

Everywhere he goes it looks so lame. Vegas and Looney Tunes store. Costa Rica zip lining. New York subway. Chicago hotel lobby.

 

[guest]

He thinks I'm jealous that he paid $15 for some jungle bunny to cut open a coconut and put a straw in it. Nigga I have coconut trees in my front yard and all up and down the street. Also, nobody puts a straw in a coconut and drinks it from a straw. It's heavy and you can't put it down without it rolling over and spilling. The only people that do that are fat tourists who want to post pictures of their stupid face on social media and make people think they live lavish lifestyles.

 

[guest]

That's partly why I holiday in places like Sardinia, the Tuscan hills or St Barts. It's a virtual guarantee that there won't be any Tomlinson-like creatures anywhere near.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I wanna go to Auschwitz dressed like Sherlock Holmes.

 

[guest]

seems like he's taking a vacation from a court issued debt. That would be nice to just pretend like debts don't exist.

He did it! He mentioned the debt!

This season of Better Call Resto is picking up.

 

[Spraggy]

Yea I’d love to take my newly wed wife to Auschwitz

 

[guest]

Yea I’d love to take my newly wed wife to Auschwitz

that's where you take her after you've been married a long time! but sherioushly folksh, I love my wife....

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

He thinks I'm jealous that he paid $15 for some jungle bunny to cut open a coconut and put a straw in it. Nigga I have coconut trees in my front yard and all up and down the street. Also, nobody puts a straw in a coconut and drinks it from a straw. It's heavy and you can't put it down without it rolling over and spilling. The only people that do that are fat tourists who want to post pictures of their stupid face on social media and make people think they live lavish lifestyles.

Nice palm-loving fire ants, stupid. You're right, though. It's better to drink directly from the coconut than to use a special needs tourist straw.

See?

 

[leave_and_never_return]

Everywhere he goes it looks so lame. Vegas and Looney Tunes store. Costa Rica zip lining. New York subway. Chicago hotel lobby.

Grimacing at cold leberkäse in a German airport that he ordered thinking it was meatloaf.

 

[VizioDash]

He spends 80% of his "vacations" tweeting and farting in whatever shithole motel he was able to find a coupon code for, and the other 20% at the most rube bait tourist trap attractions.

 

[guest]

Seriously like Im never going to Bryce Canyon, it will be forever associated with rube-ish shit to me.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Are you kidding me? Pat is a very well traveled tourist. Remember when he used the Delta lounge shower?

 

[JebJoh]

Are you kidding me? Pat is a very well traveled tourist. Remember when he used the Delta lounge shower?

Did he shit his pants?

 

[TheYepster]

His spotty face sipping on that coconut like a gay ass bitch was funny

 

[CuntFucker]

oof

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I havent been on a vacation in 6 years other than the jersey shore, but I dont really care because Im not an empty shell of a person

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

it doesn't matter where you are providing your lesbian fake-GF makes a 'black power' fist (from internal memory) as you pan the camera to nothing in-particular, grin & raise your eyebrows while autistically saying 'it's a view'.
I'll tell you what else is a view... a squealing pig through the lens of a police bodycam. Keep fighting the power, fatty!

 

[guest]

You don’t think a 6 figure author only stays in the most luxurious, upscale properties around the world? Nyeheheheheheh

Lol

 

[TheYepster]

You don’t think a 6 figure author only stays in the most luxurious, upscale properties around the world? Nyeheheheheheh

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This nigga is so disgusting