Torque Wheeler's rental car love/hate thread

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Toyota Rush should be called the 'No Rush'.

Has 2 VVT-I's, whatever Flip shit that is. Nigger needs at least 4 more.

100 horsepower? Gonna need all 6,000 revs to get there, atalker. 4 speed auto and RWD. What a fucking shitbox. 7 seats, one for each horsepower. Plan your passing very carefully, reckless driving child.

Annnnnnnd the rear A/C is a fan blowing from above the driver's head to the back. 1 setting intermittent wipers for all your rain needs.

1/10 Faucet Cocks

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Toyota Hilux.

Diesel. 6M/4x4.

Electronic rear locking diff.
Seats 5 + 10 in bed or a .50 cal and one @Child.

What can be said that hasn't been said already?

9/10 Faucet Cocks. -1 for ride quality.

 

[mach2269]

What the fuck is this?

 

[medium wyzzz]

What the fuck is this?

Funny

 

[mach2269]

Funny

Did I miss something? Is pattie reviewing rental cars that are not in the US OF A now?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Toyota Hilux.

Diesel. 6M/4x4.

Electronic rear locking diff.
Seats 5 + 10 in bed or a .50 cal and one @Child.

What can be said that hasn't been said already?

9/10 Faucet Cocks. -1 for ride quality.

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You want a Toyota truck, get a Tundra. 10/10 faucet cocks and there's all kinds of little compartments everywhere that seem to be made for hiding tall boys all over the truck within your reach.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Worst rental was some piece of shit Nissan. The lane departure wasn't just a beep it slammed on the breaks. Next was a Mitsubishi something that was gutless and broke your back with the suspension.

Best was a Toyota avalon 10 years ago. Copalis airport I got it up to 110 and pulled off this amazing ebrake turn while my wife screamed at me for it. I jumped it across a ditch and tore the air dam which I then had to cut off with a gas station steak knife.

 

[mach2269]

Am I high? What the fuck is going on in this thread? General rental car talk?

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Am I high? What the fuck is going on in this thread? General rental car talk?

Look, it’s a nigger! It can talk it can talk it can talk It can talk it can talk it can talk It can talk it can talk it can talk It can talk it can talk it can talk It can talk it can talk it can talk, oh my god.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Am I high? What the fuck is going on in this thread? General rental car talk?

We jus funnin

 

[Jizz]

I dunno if you have turo.com in your country but I've rented some cool cars from there. The Tesla model 3 performance is the fastest car I've ever driven! I also rented a fiat abarth turbo which is like the fast version of brother Joe's car. My fat ass barely could get into the seat but it was really fun to drive!

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I live in a city that's like 15 thousand square kilometres in area and I refuse to get a car. The only reason I got my learner's permit in high school was so I could buy 15+ games on my PlayStation because I needed to show ID to buy games.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Am I high? What the fuck is going on in this thread? General rental car talk?

WADDLE DOODLE.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

You want a Toyota truck, get a Tundra. 10/10 faucet cocks and there's all kinds of little compartments everywhere that seem to be made for hiding tall boys all over the truck within your reach.

If a new Hilux was importable I'd have one yesterday. Kike gubment keeps us out of small diesel pickups for reasons.

I have an old 7.3 Powerstroke to tow with but its as long as a night in a country jail and gets dick for mileage.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Fuck off and take this Pat shit to Litcrit, cuntface.

Are you the crippled guy that has to drive automatics or sip-n-puff wheelchairs? If not, no offense.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Fidel Castro mural coming in nicely Toobs.