Torque gets all the bitches.

[IanHalperin]

My mother was a house

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The kind of T-shirt Torque Wheeler wears.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

At least she picked a better looking profile picture.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Torque hit a huge bong rip after slamming his 18th beer. He then started talking about his roofing experience. Obviously the ladies who are enamored with him noticed his silly sounding northern accent. He played it off cool as always. Torque is slamming puss and you guys HATE that.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Sometimes Torque gets called to a mechanical emergency and he just bumps the side of the car with his elbow, puts his sunglass on and walks off and the engine hums into action.

 

[Nigger]

How rude of Patrick to leave this exact same nasty comment hundreds of times in less than a minute on one of her blog posts:

Bancroft Tower, Worcester's Own Castle — Melanie R. Meadors

Did you know there is a castle in Worcester? Well, it’s not exactly a castle, but it was built in memory of George Bancroft, a notable Worcester native who led a busy life as a politician and diplomat in the 19th century.

www.melaniermeadors.com

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What is that...thing...on it's face?

 

[VoodooChild]

R/JeremyClarkson

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

R/JeremyClarkson

Basically poetry.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Christ, it even has googly-eyes

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

It’s insulting that a person this ugly wouldn’t at least have the decency to kill themselves so the rest of us don’t have to look at them. So fuckin rude

 

[CutesyMissy]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Torque hit a huge bong rip after slamming his 18th beer. He then started talking about his roofing experience. Obviously the ladies who are enamored with him noticed his silly sounding northern accent. He played it off cool as always. Torque is slamming puss and you guys HATE that.

There's a sopping wet cockholster waiting for Torque in every town. All he has to do is swing by in his classic Bullitt Edition 'Stang and the air is immediately filled with the faint waft of pussy juice.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

R/JeremyClarkson

How about "sippin beers and turning gears"?

I believe that's another Torque Wheeler catchphrase.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"drinkin drafts and pumping shafts"? idk, I'm not a pure car guy.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

"drinkin drafts and pumping shafts"? idk, I'm not a pure car guy.

None of us are, Torque Wheeler is the last one

 

[Torque Army]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[ChildSpitTake]

2 & 8 look exactly like Torque