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Tony Cum's election night heart attack will be on camera

RoSmokedCrack

I was chest-bumped, alroight!
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Suetonius

LAUGH.
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Listening back to the show when Obama got elected is hilarious. Anthony jumps around from anger to shock to acceptance and sometimes all at once. Jim and Opie being there gave the show some control. Jim argued with him about the black panthers outside, Opie was egging him on, setting him up, and reminding him this shit isn’t that serious. It’s rife with predictions that are comically retarded, such as his idea that congress would be 100% black and that Obama would start millions of new social programs for minorities.

This one will not be as funny. It will just be anger. No jokes at all, and Anthony won’t even allow you to laugh at how angry and miserable he is at the whole event. No Opie or Jim to give him a different viewpoint or set the conversation up to be interesting.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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It'll be 3am on election night and we might not even who won, with how many close states there will be and how many recounts will have to be conducted. Nice all nighter for nothing, streamy boys.
The whole point is they’ll get 6 hours of initial results to jerk off over and make uninformed predicitions.

Within 10 minutes of the first polls closing Anthony will declare Trump won PA, even if 2% of it’s votes have been counted and Trump has a 4 vote lead.
 
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