Tonight, we lay rest to the man who saved Ade and Annabelle from the fat monster they know as Patrick S. Tomlinson

[Cuphead]

Godspeed Big Jon. Gone, but not forgotten.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Of all the cocks I have known, his was the most.....girthy.

 

[guest]

Jon's fat monster saved Adrienne from a life of micropenis and weird sexual requests having to do with his meatloaf maker.

 

[Cuphead]

Jon's fat monster saved Adrienne from a life of micropenis and weird sexual requests having to do with his meatloaf maker.

I hope she wasn't forced to witness Pat's cat and pegging fetishes before Jon saved her

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I hope she wasn't forced to witness Pat's cat and pegging fetishes before Jon saved her

She didn’t. She created it by crushing Rick. He realized it’s the only way he’s getting pussy.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

He’ll be buried on Saturday. His penis on Sunday and Monday.

 

[Cuphead]

He’ll be buried on Saturday. His penis on Sunday and Monday.

That hog will be graverobbed by women all over the world

 

[Bigsmooth]

That hog will be graverobbed by women all over the world

Step aside, Rasputin's cock

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I hate to be a negative Nancy but I have a sick feeling that Pat will post some cryptic, fucked up shit about this. I hope he is met with a vengeance and that John’s cock haunts him from the grave.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I hate to be a negative Nancy but I have a sick feeling that Pat will post some cryptic, fucked up shit about this. I hope he is met with a vengeance and that John’s cock haunts him from the grave.

That fat faggot is here reading and seething that the brothamen are genuinely saddened about PCJ. He’s gonna post something eventually and he knows those Reddit guys will pounce on his fat ass in seconds.

He’s taken so many L’s he’s gonna actually be happy about this. Meanwhile Ade is a widow and the kids lost their father.

 

[Bigsmooth]

It's sorta been lost in the shuffle with the sad news but this confirms that the guy who messaged Dan about being at the Lappening is legit

 

[New Name]

That fat faggot is here reading and seething that the brothamen are genuinely saddened about PCJ. He’s gonna post something eventually and he knows those Reddit guys will pounce on his fat ass in seconds.

He’s taken so many L’s he’s gonna actually be happy about this. Meanwhile Ade is a widow and the kids lost their father.

I'm going to vandalize Susan but not enough to pay what I imagine is a 1500 deductible if he even has full coverage in PCJs honor

 

[guest]

It's sorta been lost in the shuffle with the sad news but this confirms that the guy who messaged Dan about being at the Lappening is legit

I thought that too, but @NortheastPhilly probably just checks the Wisconsin obituaries 3 times a day.

 

[FurBurger]

He’ll be buried on Saturday. His penis on Sunday and Monday.

I heard they're just gonna coat it in concrete, write his name on it and call it an obelisk.