Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries...

[Snake]

We explore the case that has baffled the Milwaukee PD for nearly a year. Who vandalized Patrick S. Tomlinson’s property? What was the motive? Who benefitted? Who is the fat man in the security footage who looks strikingly similar to Patrick S. Tomlinson? Is it a shape shifter? We will find out…

 

[guest]

Hahaha the pig nose kills me.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

If it's the truth you seek, follow the pepperoni.

 

[Bigsmooth]

 

[Snake]

I was going to do that, but he kept going nigger brain at the end.

 

[guest]

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Holy shit, you just won the barbecue cook-off with those ribs

 

[guest]

I was going to do that, but he kept going nigger brain at the end.

Nigger Brain is what Nana is going to die of funnily enough. It's what happens when you deny your blackness and just drink your whole life.

 

[Snake]

Nigger Brain is what Nana is going to die of funnily enough. It's what happens when you deny your blackness and just drink your whole life.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

If you, or someone you know, has any information about the pig farm vandalism, contact the FBI or call 1-608-566-9287

 

[Meownaw]

Nice try, child. However I was wearing GAP brand elastic waistband jeans that day NOT slacks.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

This is felony imposter artwork in an active police investigation. Await your door kicked in and you're shot in your underwear behind your computer.

 

[Stent]

How does someone get a flat back of the head? Is it lying on his back all day with gravity on that fat face pushing down?

 

[Snake]

How does someone get a flat back of the head? Is it lying on his back all day with gravity on that fat face pushing down?

His head is a shoebox with three chins.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

How does someone get a flat back of the head? Is it lying on his back all day with gravity on that fat face pushing down?

Plagiocephaly

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

How does someone get a flat back of the head? Is it lying on his back all day with gravity on that fat face pushing down?

dropped on their head, or possibly curbstomped

 

[guest]

His head is a shoebox with three chins.

"Now go home and get your fuckin head" - Billy Batts

 

[Stent]

Plagiocephaly

Looking at the symptoms he hits all the main points. First born, male, delivered in a barn.

Deformational Plagiocephaly

Deformational plagiocephaly is when a baby develops a lasting flat spot on one side the head or the back of the head. It happens when a baby sleeps in the same position most of the time or because of problems with the neck muscles. This condition is also called flat head syndrome.

www.hopkinsmedicine.org

Mama Raven was too fucking stupid even at her advanced age to look after her fat baby.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Our artists are better than JDAs

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It was an out-of-shapeshifter.
A chinswalker.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

How does someone get a flat back of the head? Is it lying on his back all day with gravity on that fat face pushing down?

Laying down on the couch all day, under the pink blankie, might also make his diarrhea worse. You have to get up and move around every once in a while, Patrick.