Tommy Tomlinson once had 50 guys bukkake him back in the 70s

[The Talking Dead]

I was told this by a very reliable source. Apparently there was no money involved. Tommy Tomlinson just loved getting jizzed on.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Cum is as good as currency in the rodeo clown circuit.

 

[sShenaniganz]

Sick guy if true!

 

[PogromStallone]

It's true, I read it in this thread.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

No stlaker, he didn't

 

[UnPRePared]

I heard a rumour - and innuendo - that Tommy T. Tomlinson not only went for a 50 Bloke Bukkake Party, he paid every participant a dollar afterwards as a thank you.

He had made that $50 earlier in the day by robbing school children all around the county.

I've also heard that George Takei and Brad "speak his name" in the bedroom. Take that as you will.

 

[Turk February]

As a funny stunt he would paint his ass white and put porcelain lining around it, then touch his toes next to a row of urinals encouraging men to piss in his hairy shit hole in the historic View on the Hill gay bar in Kansas City. Often men would wipe their still wet penises on his moustache, cheerfully take photos with the Naught Piss Slut Tomlinson and pay him for private dances in the handicapped stall.

 

[UnPRePared]

As a funny stunt he would paint his ass white and put porcelain lining around it, then touch his toes next to a row of urinals encouraging men to piss in his hairy shit hole in the historic View on the Hill gay bar in Kansas City. Often men would wipe their still wet penises on his moustache and cheerfully take photos with the Naught Piss Slut Tomlinson and pay him for private dances in the handicapped stall.

WWAWD Tommy playing Chuck Berry's "My Ding-A-Ling" on loop during his debauchery?

I dunno about you, but uh, that's beating it a little over the head don't you think?

 

[The Talking Dead]

As a funny stunt he would paint his ass white and put porcelain lining around it, then touch his toes next to a row of urinals encouraging men to piss in his hairy shit hole in the historic View on the Hill gay bar in Kansas City. Often men would wipe their still wet penises on his moustache, cheerfully take photos with the Naught Piss Slut Tomlinson and pay him for private dances in the handicapped stall.

I can confirm all of the above to be 100% accurate.

 

[Podcasting 101]

As a funny stunt he would paint his ass white and put porcelain lining around it, then touch his toes next to a row of urinals encouraging men to piss in his hairy shit hole in the historic View on the Hill gay bar in Kansas City. Often men would wipe their still wet penises on his moustache, cheerfully take photos with the Naught Piss Slut Tomlinson and pay him for private dances in the handicapped stall.

This will become canon if Patrick denies it. Someone should confront him about his piss slut father's high jinks.

 

[Treat Yourself]

This is a noteworthy story because it was usually at least twice that amount. It was a slow day for ol' Tommy "Sloppy Toppy" Tomlinson.

 

[Steve Ramone]

They used to call Tommy's goatee the hair toilet. Not sure why.

 

[TorpidSloth]

This is a patent lie. He wasn't jizzed on. He swallowed every last drop.

 

[Honoria]

He could have made a lot of money turning pro, but Tommy was in it for the love of the game.

I understand he told his son that he was an "electrician on the Manhattan Project" to explain what he did all day.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Tommy would take day trips to see me and my clown buddies back around '76-'77ish, and boy let me tell you, he earned his nickname "The Sausage Queen of Chicago."

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

That's actually why he got in that car crash and severely hurt two people - he still had jizz in his eyes.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I think this Tommy fella might be a homosexual

 

[DanFielding]

In Wisconsin and parts of Illinois and Minnesota a great blowjob is known as a Tomlinson.