Tommy the truckstop blowjob machine Tomlinson doesn’t get enough shit.

[guest]

The mother is supposed to be a child's "best friend," always encouraging them, unconditional love, shoulder to cry on etc.

A father's job is to guide, encourage and tell you when you've screwed up. If your son turns out to be the kind of guy who lives off women, abandons their offspring, refuses to work for a living and sits on his keister all day every day drinking and tweeting, guess what. You utterly failed as a father.

There are rumours he's not the biological father but he was the one who raised Fat. Either he was emasculated and silenced like Dirk Diggler's dad in Boogie Nights, or he just didn't care. Either way, his failure helped hatch the greatest lol cow alive.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He shit the actual load into Mama Raven's vag.

Out of all the fetid homo sperm lodged in there, that was the winner.

 

[guest]

I'm Tom Tomlinson in case you didn't know, this is my hoe, and her sign is Aquarius!

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

The fact that Pig said his dad had dozens of jobs says it all. His dad was a fucking loser that couldn't hold a job down or provide for his family. He made his wife get a job at a high school to pay the bills. Fast forward to today and the Pig does the same thing. He lives off his wife and government handouts while being a shiftless bum. Like the nigger he is, he only wants to appear as successful to strangers on Twitter. I guess it's true what they say, the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass.

 

[guest]

He shit the actual load into Mama Raven's vag.

Out of all the fetid homo sperm lodged in there, that was the winner.

I heard it alleged that his watery, dribbled loads were failing to find purchase in Mama R's hostile womb so she let a group of homeless men gangbang her in a park when she was drunk one night after an evening out with the gals. One of those 14 vagrants sent a batch of lazy burden DNA into her and it stuck. 9 months later, a Pig was born. He went on to far exceed his biological father's achievements by, so far, managing to keep a roof over his head. All conjecture apparently but it rings true.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

The mother is supposed to be a child's "best friend," always encouraging them, unconditional love, shoulder to cry on etc.

I think Rick got a little too much of this from Mama Raven.

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

I think Rick got a little too much of this from Mama Raven.

Absolutely. Too much of the first, none of the second = pampered, entitled faggot.

 

[Raymond]

Tom Tomlinson is the strongest and toughest man in the world, according to Patrick.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You’re just jealous your dad wasn’t a bronco rider/expert leather tanner/master electrician/truck driver/firearms instructor/horse trainer/competitive marksman. It’s okay, we all are too.