Tomlinson goes back to school to fix his GPA jingle thread

[guest]

Ohhh he tries to sit with the cool kids
But instead they throw rocks at him and tell him to fuck off because he's a fat faggot
He's Tomlinson!

 

[Meownaw]

A sitcom like Murphy Brown but instead of a new secretary each episode it's a new nigger to fart in Nikkis vagina. Also Pat is played by a pig and no one ever acknowledges they are talking to a pig.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about the science books
Don't know much about the French I took

I don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry
Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for

Courtesy of the Drifters

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Ohhhhhh he had a brief stint at community college
but you can't argue with the teachers in 13th grade
and mommy didn't work there so they weren't afraid to flunk him.
He's big fat Rick!

 

[guest]

Boy, the way Foo Fighters played
Songs I listen to cause I hate Ade
Pigs like me we had it made
Those were the days
Live in a huge welfare state
Everybody sees my weight
Mini Marathon I still ran it great
Those were the days
And you knew who you were then
girls were boys and fags were men
Mister we could use a Prez like Hillary Clinton again
People seemed to be content
100 thousand from Mary Robinette
Sifwa board see the rules are bent
Those were the days
Take a trip to Hooligan's
go to watch the Brewers win
Have yourself a dandy day
While Niki gets her shit pushed in
Niggers in the hovel and trannies with a dong
Dave Grohl really sold a song
I don't know how the Quash went wrong
those were the days

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Yall a lil jelly of Alpha chad Pat. He was tearin up freshman asshole after chess club.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

It's the theme from The Nanny but he's The Fatty.

 

[Sputnik]

An all in the family remake with boomia as archie bunker and Pat as Nigmeat or sumtin.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Hopefully those O’Doyle boys are still around to bully him.

 

[CuntFucker]

Are you trying to be funny?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Back to school
Back to school
To prove to Mama Raven that I'm no fool

I got my lunches packed up
My shirt's too tight
I hope my classmates are mostly white

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Back to school
Back to school
To prove to Mama Raven that I'm no fool

I got my lunches packed up
My shirt's too tight
I hope my classmates are mostly white

This board has made me so obessed with fatness that I now see Norm's scrawniness in this picture and think of it as Peak Performance

Now I know how @captain_kamala feels

I used to want to run faster or lift heavier, but now i just want to get that thin Norm '90s physique

 

[guest]

Boy, the way Foo Fighters played
Songs I listen to cause I hate Ade
Pigs like me we had it made
Those were the days
Live in a huge welfare state
Everybody sees my weight
Mini Marathon I still ran it great
Those were the days
And you knew who you were then
girls were boys and fags were men
Mister we could use a Prez like Hillary Clinton again
People seemed to be content
100 thousand from Mary Robinette
Sifwa board see the rules are bent
Those were the days
Take a trip to Hooligan's
go to watch the Brewers win
Have yourself a dandy day
While Niki gets her shit pushed in
Niggers in the hovel and trannies with a dong
Dave Grohl really sold a song
I don't know how the Quash went wrong
those were the days

Now put this to an animated rick and Nik pic, with a piano in front. This would be awesome in a full on "All in the Family" opening spoof. Great work I sang it to myself and my ribs are sore.

 

[guest]

Are you trying to be funny?

Kinda, I was just trying to get the bit going. Steering the ship (opie reference) as it were.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Hopefully those O’Doyle boys are still around to bully him.

 

[guest]

Hoooooovvvesss out. For. Summer!

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

A sitcom like Murphy Brown but instead of a new secretary each episode it's a new nigger to fart in Nikkis vagina. Also Pat is played by a pig and no one ever acknowledges they are talking to a pig.

I'd legit watch this