Today's soup is White Bean Chili...hearty. It's shit in a bowl.

[warchief1978]

 

[guest]

One of the packets of shitty crackers is even partially torn open.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Lunch from a bowel.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Looks like cat puke, just like all their other soups. Awful.

Only a retard would regularly eat at this establishment.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Nutritious, delicious pond water

 

[ISO__JOE]

Never seen a restaurant put a bowl of soup in a fry basket. Deeply retarded idea.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why is copious amounts of grease a main ingredient in all of their soups? You can always see it glimmering on top.

Every time I look at one of their soups, I think of diarrhea. And not just because all their soups look like it. I think about how fast that grease would run through me and give me the shits.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I have said this too! Wtf every other restaurant on the planet puts it on a saucer

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Never seen a restaurant put a bowl of soup in a fry basket. Deeply retarded idea.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Protip: switch to a diet of Hooli's soup, kefir and intermittent fasting and you can now use a urinal for poop!

 

[guest]

Why is copious amounts of grease a main ingredient in all of their soups? You can always see it glimmering on top.

Every time I look at one of their soups, I think of diarrhea. And not just because all their soups look like it. I think about how fast that grease would run through me and give me the shits.

Give you the Pats.

 

[AntSucks]

Found on reddit

 

[Jenna]

One of the packets of shitty crackers is even partially torn open.

Those are the good Zesta crackers, not the shitty Sysco crackers.

Leave the Hooligans cracker analysis to cracker experts like me.

 

[guest]

How do they always manage to make it look like hobo diarrhoea, whatever the ingredients?

 

[DanFielding]

If it's chili, how come I don't see any meat in it? And who the fuck makes chili with broth?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Who the fuck is going to order soup, during the day, during the summer, at a fucking bar. How retarded is hooligans? Never mind. Rick answered that one.

 

[guest]

Do they put pictures out of their other food or justvthe soup? This is so bizarre for a bar to do.

 

[1073waaf]

They don’t even have Premium Saltine Crackers. They probably serve Hunt’s Ketchup and Pepsi beverages too.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

They don’t even have Premium Saltine Crackers.

@Jenna comment?

 

[guest]

Who the fuck is going to order soup, during the day, during the summer, at a fucking bar. How retarded is hooligans? Never mind. Rick answered that one.

So true. Bar food is wings, burgers, fries. Something you can eat with your hands when you're trashed and need to soak up the booze. Not a "restorative" bowl of soup like you're some yenta with a head cold.

 

[Jenna]

@Jenna comment?

Premium crackers? What is this, Peter Lugers?