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Today I woke up at 4 a.m., ran a half marathon, then showered and prepared

Mick_Mickerson

Mick_Mickerson

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a breakfast for wife and kids consisting of a soft egg scramble, a small pile of Jamon iberico and some sliced melon. I then passed the CPA exam and dropped the kids off at horseback riding lessons and they told me how much they love me.

Upon return, I had sex with my wife and made her orgasm thrice before she begged me to finish. I just completed a business call with one of my former partners and am now going to read a bit of Dante's Inferno in the original Latin. Meanwhile Pat woke up at 9 am and tweeted.
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How's my @McGowan6 impression, folks?
 
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Mick_Mickerson said:
a breakfast for wife and kids consisting of a soft egg scramble, a small pile of Jamon iberico and some sliced melon. I then passed the CPA exam and dropped the kids off at horseback riding lessons and they told me how much they love me.

Upon return, I had sex with my wife and made her orgasm thrice before she begged me to finish. I just completed a business call with one of my former partners and am now going to read a bit of Dante's Inferno in the original Latin. Meanwhile Pat woke up at 9 am and tweeted.
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How's my @McGowan6 impression, folks?
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That's some good ham. Finished on acorns.
 
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