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Tip for pissing
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Stimulating those prostate muscles always drains you properly.
I know this girl who’s fetish is to suck the muscle that you have in your taint.
I know this girl who’s fetish is to suck the muscle that you have in your taint.
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Tip for shitting: before taking a shit, fold a bunch of toilet paper and place it inside the bowl. You'll be shitting onto paper, and then covering it up with more paper. This creates a type of shit envelope, which prevents shit marks on the bottom of the bowl.
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I thought everyone do it to prevent the shit water splashing back
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Or you could just push on your taint
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Spoken like a true shitposter.
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It does that too. It's the patrician way to shit.
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so you're like Butters in South Park; just totally drop trou' for piss? Cool.
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Pants soak up dribbles and dew drops just fine.
You can stand there shaking your cock all afternoon if you want to but I've got a grind to get back to.
You can stand there shaking your cock all afternoon if you want to but I've got a grind to get back to.
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I did that for laughs at a bar once and even my friends were like, "no, man. you can't do that." Nigga, you just laughed after I pissed in some dude's jacket pocket not a half hour earlier and me standing here with my cute tushie out for all the mens to see is where you draw the line?!
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I think the American toilet is filled up to 2/3 of the bowl, it's like their boys are swimming in shit water you know what I mean
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That's the thing, if you try lifting the balls a few times you will force the remaining piss out right away. No more shaking the cock to no result.
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Jesus Christ, WHY!?
I'm calling it right now: Australian toilets are second to none, with the exception of toilets that also have a bidet.
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Dumb Americans dip their foreskinless dicks in the toilet soup every day. Disgusting.
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Tip #6
If you piss on the floor for less than 10 seconds it doesn't really matter since I can't smell it and it dries up eventually
If you piss on the floor for less than 10 seconds it doesn't really matter since I can't smell it and it dries up eventually
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Shit in the shower then poke it down the plughole with your big toe.
I learned that one when I was in France.
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