Tiny Goebbels

[Maybe even kiss you]

Don't get me wrong, Goebbels was the coolest, but nigga was a Rogan-sized midget.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I found out a little while ago that Goebbels was born 1 and a half hour drive from where i live, lol

Creepy little midget.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

He also had a club foot, which he tried to pass off as a WW1 injury but he never served. Himmler never served either yet tried to say he did.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Do you know how he liked his eggs?

 

[guest]

Do you know how he liked his eggs?

Oven baked.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Oven baked.

I served that one on a silver oven platter.

 

[guest]

I served that one on a silver oven platter.

SILVA PLATTA. Can we put Marion into an oven too, please?

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Do you know how he liked his eggs?

Totaler boiled.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Just asked him.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

 

[Say “Cookie”]

He also had a club foot, which he tried to pass off as a WW1 injury but he never served. Himmler never served either yet tried to say he did.

Did Addy actually just keep him around as a freak show hire or something? Someone to just point and laugh at? I would have, especially if he were a foot shorter.

 

[HH Brother]

Did Addy actually just keep him around as a freak show hire or something? Someone to just point and laugh at? I would have, especially if he were a foot shorter.

Is that why they keep you and Cripplehorn around, brother?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Is that why they keep you and Cripplehorn around, brother?

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Did Addy actually just keep him around as a freak show hire or something? Someone to just point and laugh at? I would have, especially if he were a foot shorter.

Well he was useful to him, but from everything I've read you kinda get the sense that Hitler actually hated the people he was surrounded with. He made fun of all of them behind their backs, Goering, Goebbels, ect. The only people he probably genuinely liked was Albert Speer and Donitz.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Is that why they keep you and Cripplehorn around, brother?

I can’t believe that you were able to pull your tongue out of Dan’s asshole long enough to write a response.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Well he was useful to him, but from everything I've read you kinda get the sense that Hitler actually hated the people he was surrounded with. He made fun of all of them behind their backs, Goering, Goebbels, ect. The only people he probably genuinely liked was Albert Speer and Donitz.

Is Donitz the guy who invented Dunkin' Donitz?

They changed it to Dunkin' Donuts in the US i think, i understand why Hitler would like the guy.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Well he was useful to him, but from everything I've read you kinda get the sense that Hitler actually hated the people he was surrounded with. He made fun of all of them behind their backs, Goering, Goebbels, ect. The only people he probably genuinely liked was Albert Speer and Donitz.

Don’t get me wrong, Goebbels was based, but with the height and the club foot he seems prime for mocking.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

 

[Say “Cookie”]

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You really captured Dan’s homosexuality with this one.