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Times where a woman surprised you by being a CUNT!!

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Went out with this girl to a nice dinner, bottle of wine, expensive shit all that....went to a bar after had a good time....got a nice kiss, just a taste, just a taste and NO RESPONSE BACK AT ALL. Not even Thank you. CUNT.

Recently on a date with another girl. She told me how "inspired" she was that Jason Kelce's wife can take care of 2 kids AND go to an eagles game at the same time!!! This turned into an emotional argument for her when I said that there is nothing impressive about that.
Fucking twats.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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The night my step-dad died I had a chick over and like half an hour after I got the call she started fucking interrogating me about why I was acting different, knowing that I just found out that a family member died. At one point while I was listening to this shit, I opened my weed tin and spilled it on myself and I snapped and threw it across the room. She told me that's abuse and left. Again, I didn't even throw it in her direction, I just threw it. She kept texting and calling about what a crazy piece of shit I am and couldn't wrap her head around the fact that she was the absolute piece of shit in that situation. Eventually she wanted to come back and I told her to fuck off. Even when I was first like "that was my mom, she just watched my step-dad die" she was just kind of like "Oh, okay. Let me tell you about MY day." I was kind of in disbelief at the lack of understanding.
 
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Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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Had a gal on bumble (reasonable she was a 7.5/10) who basically told me I'd have to pay her to go on a date with her. I thought she was kidding. She wasn't. I'm not a hunk but I'm not paying a 7.5/10 Latina to go to brunch. I like to check up on her from time to time on Facebook and she married a member of the armed forces, shat put a couple kids, got fat and then divorced the poor guy
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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I've got another one. One time I was getting my eyes tested and at one part, they have you stare at this thing that blows a puff of air into your eye. It naturally makes you close your eye. The lady doing the test got all huffy and pissy and kept being like "YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR EYE OPEN" and I was like "You're blowing a burst of air into my eye, lady. I'm trying."
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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The night my step-dad died I had a chick over and like half an hour after I got the call she started fucking interrogating me about why I was acting different, knowing that I just found out that a family member died. At one point while I was listening to this shit, I opened my weed tin and spilled it on myself and I snapped and threw it across the room. She told me that's abuse and left. Again, I didn't even throw it in her direction, I just threw it. She kept texting and calling about what a crazy piece of shit I am and couldn't wrap her head around the fact that she was the absolute piece of shit in that situation. Eventually she wanted to come back and I told her to fuck off. Even when I was first like "that was my mom, she just watched my step-dad die" she was just kind of like "Oh, okay. Let me tell you about MY day." I was kind of in disbelief at the lack of understanding.
I hope she dies. What a stupid fucking whore.
 
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