Tick Tock, Pat

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Your time is running out:

Former NFL wide receiver Joshua Bellamy sentenced to 3 years for Covid relief fraud

Joshua Bellamy, who played for the Chicago Bears and New York Jets, fraudulently got over $1 million in pandemic relief intended to help businesses.

www.nbcnews.com

Bellamy, 32, got a $1.2 million loan from the Paycheck Protection Program for his company, some of which he spent on himself, including on jewelry and at a casino. He also referred other people to the scheme, court documents state.

Sound familiar, Pat? Let me help you:

Tomlinson, 41, got an $11,000 loan from the Paycheck Protection Program for his company, all of which he spent on himself, including a big screen TV, a home gym, two refrigerators, baseball tickets, paying off his faggy motorcycle early, a shitty $300 used bar, and trips to Denver and Costa Rica. He also referred other people, whom he called "fellow creatives", to the scheme on Twitter, as well as assisting in securing a similar, larger loan for his wife, court documents state. He's also fat.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Pat is just happy a poor oppressed African American got over 100x more than him from the government. Progress at last, child.

 

[guest]

It's honestly appalling that this happened. So many impoverished people lost jobs due to a lockdown Pat cheered on from his pink blanket, and all he did was two clicks of a mouse to get $11,000. Fraudulently too. Fucking upsetting.

 

[Will Tate]

It's honestly appalling that this happened. So many impoverished people lost jobs due to a lockdown Pat cheered on from his pink blanket, and all he did was two clicks of a mouse to get $11,000. Fraudulently too. Fucking upsetting.

Not to mention fat.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

They're doing the big ones right now, but the smaller ones like Patricks won't slip by them. They're just getting the bigger ones out of the way first. Quietly they are keeping track of all of that money, and they know who did what with it.

 

[guest]

Now this is a quality Pat post!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

They're doing the big ones right now, but the smaller ones like Patricks won't slip by them. They're just getting the bigger ones out of the way first. Quietly they are keeping track of all of that money, and they know who did what with it.

The only time in life Patrick was referred to as "the smaller one".

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The fact that Pat and his low IQ wife had to grift to get an infusion of cash and then proceeded to spend it all like morons on stupid bullshit as I made enough money in crypto and the market to buy their half hovel made me realize that most government handout programs are to funnel more money back to the rich.

 

[NoBacon]

I’ve reported him to the small business association for this, you can and should tip them off to suspected fraud. There’s no trolling about it, I’m concerned he’s defrauding the tax payer.

I urge any other good citizens to file tips

 

[BudDickman]

Unfortunately, I think it is harder to argue that Pat committed PPP fraud, since he is paying himself as a sole proprietor. This fucking retard football player took out an enormous loan for a bunch of employees that probably didn't even exist and then spent the money himself.

Even though Pat's "work" was obviously unaffected by the pandemic (if anything, book sales went up because of it, not that it would matter since Pat is only pretending to be an author), there were no rules specifying which kind of jobs qualify for PPP.

The fact that he spent the money on frivolous shit also doesn't matter, since he can argue that he would've bought that stuff using the money that he would've made if his income had not been affected by the pandemic. It's obviously bullshit, but Pat didn't make it as obvious as Latardius Jenkins III did with his obviously bogus application.

I think the best case for PPP fraud is against Niki with her 6 employees. Her website only lists 4. If employees 5 and 6 are herself and Pat, then that's probably breaking the rules, since owners of LLCs cannot count themselves, and Pat double dipped with his own loan as a sole proprietor.

 

[guest]

If he tries the bankruptcy his way out of paying Quasi this will all come out

 

[Brooke Shields]

>He was sentenced Friday to 37 months in prison and will have to repay the $1,246,565, the Justice Department said in a statement.

Imagine Fatrick having to pay a whopping 32k or whatever, 25k is already an absurd amount to him. Might as well be a million

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

The fact that he spent the money on frivolous shit also doesn't matter, since he can argue that he would've bought that stuff using the money that he would've made if his income had not been affected by the pandemic.

I don't know how accurate this random law firm's website is, but they say this:

PPP Loan Used for Legitimate Purposes – Every individual who signed a PPP loan application was required to certify that the funds would be used for “business-related” purposes under the PPP loan requirements. The federal government will be very interested to prosecute individuals who use PPP loan proceeds to buy expensive items such as cars, vacations, and jewelry.

Can I be Charged with PPP Loan Fraud?

Congress passed the CARES Act on March 29, 2020 which created a $349 billion dollar program of forgivable loans called the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP). To apply for the forgivable loan, an applicant simply had to submit an application to their bank along with evidence of payroll for the...

www.hubbslawfirm.com

I think it would be worth the fraud investigators checking in on dear old Patrick, especially considering that he bought his big screen TV mere days after copping his PPP loan.

Received his loan on May 1, 2020, posted this on Twitter about his new 65" Crystal UHD Samsung TV on May 9, 2020:

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1259186138344042498

It's also suspicious that Pat put that his "business" is a "New Business" or under two years old. He's been a "professional author" since 2016 and quit his insurance job in 2010, so what new business venture is this?

 

[kingship75]

They're doing the big ones right now, but the smaller ones like Patricks won't slip by them. They're just getting the bigger ones out of the way first. Quietly they are keeping track of all of that money, and they know who did what with it.

Quietly is the key.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I hope he gets popped over this. Pretty frustrating, especially when you never took assistance outside of the stimulus checks. Lots of people that needed the money never got it. The ones that did get fat checks just went and bought a bunch of extra stuff they didn't need or went on vacation. None of that money improved either of their business. Just funded their habits.