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Three minutes into sex

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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I've cum so fast that I told a girl, "listen- i'm not ready for this...I just broke up with a girl I really liked, and it's too soon for me. I hope you understand" as a fake cope because they didn't know that I came in my pants

she did buy it

EDIT: i didn't adlib that line...i actually workshopped it before hand because I knew It was going to happen
 
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