Don’t bands bring their own instruments though? Why would a guitar be on a rider and does Joe expect to keep it afterwards? @UnPRePared
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Three days of hard work for Joseph
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
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12 mics? Is he not plugging his instruments into the soundboard?Wonder what is left of this list of his demands these days
The guitar and bass parts are just amps.
Dumb boomer idiot nigger Joe C Cumia (q-mia) the rockstar that he is and has been for the last 80 years should know the #1 rule about being on stage is never turn let alone your back on the audience. You would think a star like him who gets his soda and cheeseburger COMP'D would know that.
I don't think his Chinese guitars still survive the car ride.
Joseph, real musicians provide their own instrumentation. They just ask for a handful of outlandish requests in the rider to ensure venues are paying attention (not so much me, I'm a humble lad).
I wish Timothy McVeigh was still around to blow up the building during this shit performance.
When a vintage Made In England Vox AC30 just won’t do and has to be a MADE IN CHINA!
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Holy fuck. My ribs. Vurry good.
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Chris Isaak: makes Solitary Man into a much, much better song
Fake Diamond and the Cumia Moo’ers: Makes it into a much, much worse song
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“Before I die, can I see a fat idiot stomping on a stage to spite the libtards?”
This is exactly why Joe doesn't have a group of like-minded musician friends to regularly gig and jam with. He hogs the spotlight, and wants to be center stage all the time. But fact is that he's simply not good enough for that spotlight, thus his fellow musicians hate him and hate playing with him. Everyone's just trying to play the tune as faithfully as possible, meanwhile Joe is lumbering and lurching around with his retarded grandpa guitar god moves.
A little extreme, no?
No.
Sharia Law permits it. 72 virgins and all
I’m hoping for more of a Stephen paddock style massacre of a gig, to be honest witcha