Thoughts on Barbarian (2022)

[Maybe even kiss you]

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Mediocrity pretending to be groundbreaking. I would have liked the movie if the deformed lady had massive beefers.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I finished watching it an hour ago. I've liked Bill Skarsgaard since I saw him in Castle Rock and he does well in this too. It was really good until it cut to the 2nd storyline. After that it was just a sequence of things happening, all tension was evaporated, none of the storyline got resolved or expanded on and by the time the police showed up I felt the film was starting to bash me over the head with the subtext a little too aggressively. Also fuck directors changing the aspect ratio to let us know we've gone back in time. It's 4th wall breakingly disjointing at this point and left me checking my vlc settings. The score was well put together and did a lot of the heavy lifting in the better moments of the film.

 

[Zombie247]

I liked it. Another movie with to much praise. As soon as I saw Justin Long. I knew he was a gonna die..

 

[The Arm]

Three kike producers, including a literal Mossad agent. Par for the course for Hymiewood.

Arnon Milchan (Hebrew: ארנון מילצ'ן; December 6, 1944) is an Israeli businessman, film producer and spy. He has been involved in over 130 full-length motion pictures[1] and is the founder of production company Regency Enterprises. Regency's film credits include 12 Years a Slave, JFK, Heat, Fight Club, and Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Milchan has earned two nominations for the Academy Award for Best Picture, for L.A. Confidential and The Revenant. Milchan was also an Israeli intelligence operative from the mid-1960s to the mid-1980s.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Wasted that title on a non Conan film

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Meandering and foolhardy; unlikable characters with no tension or stakes beyond the sheer contrivance of the plot to keep pushing forward.

The wrong WKUK died.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Only really enjoyed Justin Long being a piece of shit

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

I liked it but it was doomed by having so much hype about being "so fucked up!" and "you don't know what the fuck's going on!".

 

[guest]

Now that it's been like 17 hours or so since I watched it and commented in another thread, I think it's a massive piece of shit. At least script-wise. The more I think about it, the more nonsensical it becomes. Funny how the critics gargled its balls, yet audiences liked it way less. It felt like this was all that was missing at times:

 

[Say “Cookie”]

Three kike producers, including a literal Mossad agent. Par for the course for Hymiewood.

Arnon Milchan (Hebrew: ארנון מילצ'ן; December 6, 1944) is an Israeli businessman, film producer and spy. He has been involved in over 130 full-length motion pictures[1] and is the founder of production company Regency Enterprises. Regency's film credits include 12 Years a Slave, JFK, Heat, Fight Club, and Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Milchan has earned two nominations for the Academy Award for Best Picture, for L.A. Confidential and The Revenant. Milchan was also an Israeli intelligence operative from the mid-1960s to the mid-1980s.

It is disgusting how they allow these “former” Mossad kikes in the country.